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« on: August 12, 2014, 12:09:14 AM »
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The Sniper

Every day, while waiting for the bus, a child pointed at me from a balcony with his finger, and pulled the trigger as a rite his imaginary gun, screaming at me “bang, bang!” One day, just to keep the routine play, I also pointed at him with my finger, yelling "bang, bang!” The child fell to the street like struck down. I ran to him, and saw that he half opened his eyes and looked at me stunned. Desperate I said "but I just repeated the same as you did to me". He responded then sorrowful: "Yes Sir, but I was not shooting to kill".

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Re: This Story Won $20k
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2014, 07:04:11 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 12, 2014, 12:09:14 AM
"Yes Sir, but I was not shooting to kill".

Well then he was not a sniper.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 08:17:32 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 12, 2014, 07:04:11 AM
Well then he was not a sniper.

this guy knows
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 09:00:45 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 12, 2014, 07:04:11 AM
Well then he was not a sniper.

Also because the kid took two shots. 
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bang, bang!
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2014, 09:03:58 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on August 12, 2014, 09:00:45 AM
Also because the kid took two shots.

Well I just figured it was a double tap.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2014, 09:27:51 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on August 12, 2014, 09:00:45 AM
Also because the kid took two shots.

waste of a good bullet!
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2014, 10:15:48 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2014, 10:25:18 AM »
Someone did not teach that youngster to shoot to thrill...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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