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"Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« on: August 10, 2014, 05:00:33 PM »
Happy birthday, Buzz!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2014, 06:57:06 PM »
Happy Happy Birthday enjoy your recovery.

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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2014, 07:37:55 PM »
Happy Birthday old Buzz.
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2014, 08:46:26 PM »
Happy birthday.

I almost skipped it due to the bridge title!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2014, 09:28:56 PM »
I got you a snazzy coat for your birthday:

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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2014, 10:14:01 PM »
Evening everyone.  I thought it would be very droll if we sat down and looked at some etchings.

Thanks for the get well wishes. 

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2014, 12:18:47 AM »
Dude. I'm just glad you are still alive!  From what Sani said, that was seriously in question.

Happy birthday, darlin'!! Smooches!!

XXOXOXOX
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2014, 06:57:29 AM »
I figured I would wait an extra day before posting to ensure your liver didn't shut down.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2014, 08:35:01 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 11, 2014, 06:57:29 AM
I figured I would wait an extra day before posting to ensure your liver didn't shut down.

Indeed.  I think someone slipped Buzzy a rapey on about hole #3.
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2014, 08:44:29 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 11, 2014, 08:35:01 AM
Indeed.  I think someone slipped Buzzy a rapey on about hole #3.

I seriously wondered for a while on Saturday night too.  Liver is still intact at least.
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2014, 10:25:11 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 11, 2014, 08:35:01 AM
Indeed.  I think someone slipped Buzzy a rapey on about hole #3.
From the pics I saw I think Uncle Sani slipped you the same one.
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2014, 10:34:17 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 11, 2014, 10:25:11 AM
From the pics I saw I think Uncle Sani slipped you the same one.

Oh I slipped him something alright.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2014, 10:40:20 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 11, 2014, 10:34:17 AM
Oh I slipped him something alright.
The salami, you say?
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2014, 10:55:05 AM »
Happy birfday, didn't get  you anything cause you still owe me for X-gate 2012.
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2014, 11:11:32 AM »
Happy Belated Birthday, Fucker!  May your day be filled with booze and sex.  HaHa!  You're married and have kids, like that shit's going to happen!
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2014, 11:28:06 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 11, 2014, 11:11:32 AM
Happy Belated Birthday, Fucker!  May your day be filled with booze and sex.  HaHa!  You're married and have kids, like that shit's going to happen!

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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2014, 11:28:37 AM »
In Sani's defense Buzz had a cute outfit on.  :thumsup:
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2014, 07:21:46 PM »
Happy happy joy joy to Buzz
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2014, 10:02:43 PM »
Happy Birthday, Buzz.
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Re: "Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2014, 12:03:51 AM »
Happy Birthday... Glad you didn't die.
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