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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2014, 04:15:47 PM »
Happy birthday, baby doll!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2014, 04:40:25 PM »
happy birfday.

I think I met her once.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2014, 04:44:17 PM »
Whoever this Sweets is, she's a lucky girl.

Happy Birthday, Sweets. I bet you are as good as advertised.

You would have liked her.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2014, 04:45:59 PM »
You would have liked her.

Goodness, if we could ever get the two of them together...
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CCTAU

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2014, 04:50:15 PM »
Goodness, if we could ever get the two of them together...

It would probably take some smoke...AND a mirror!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Tiger Wench

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2014, 05:06:02 PM »
Whoever this Sweets is, she's a lucky girl.

Happy Birthday, Sweets. I bet you are as good as advertised.

Oh, she is.  And I should know...
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2014, 07:54:07 PM »
Oh, she is.  And I should know...

Can I get in on this? No babies I promise.
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Tiger Wench

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2014, 09:43:10 PM »
Can I get in on this? No babies I promise.

You and your bionic swimmers are another reason I live west of the Mississippi.
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GH2001

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2014, 10:11:18 PM »
You and your bionic swimmers are another reason I live west of the Mississippi.

Last time I hung out with simp, I took a pregnancy test the next day just to make sure. He's that good.
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djsimp

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2014, 11:19:47 PM »
You two should be thankful the first lady will be with me at the AU/Ark game so you don't have to wear protective raincoats.
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GH2001

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2014, 09:13:57 AM »
Whoever this Sweets is, she's a lucky girl.

Happy Birthday, Sweets. I bet you are as good as advertised.

Yes. And yes.
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