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Happy Birthday
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:05:56 AM »
to Sweets.

I hope you get all the work up against a wall that you can stand.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2014, 09:08:23 AM »
Have a good one...do something dirty and irresponsible.  Take pics.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2014, 09:14:08 AM »
Litigate!

Happy birthday!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2014, 09:17:24 AM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2014, 09:28:34 AM »
Save the world today. Or just get drunk.  Either way.

Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2014, 09:32:41 AM »
Happy Birthday....wherever you are.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2014, 09:34:00 AM »
Happy Happy Sweets
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2014, 10:28:37 AM »
Happy birthday Sweets. I do not know you. But trust me, you would love me if we ever met. Sorry you are getting old.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2014, 10:29:16 AM »
Havent heard that name in a while.

Go get drunk. And make the most of the day.  :bar:
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2014, 10:39:03 AM »
MWAH!  Happy birthday, darling girl.  Can't wait to be your football date!!  No one gets mad if I kiss YOU when we score!!

XXOXOX
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2014, 10:52:19 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 07, 2014, 10:39:03 AM
MWAH!  Happy birthday, darling girl.  Can't wait to be your football date!!  No one gets mad if I kiss YOU when we score!!

XXOXOX

Please make this so
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2014, 11:20:46 AM »
Happy Birthday!  Hope your day is filled with booze and several hours of poolside enjoyment!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2014, 11:25:22 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 07, 2014, 10:39:03 AM
MWAH!  Happy birthday, darling girl.  Can't wait to be your football date!!  No one gets mad if I kiss YOU when we score!!

XXOXOX

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2014, 11:28:46 AM »
Happy happy joy joy.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2014, 11:43:18 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 07, 2014, 10:39:03 AM
MWAH!  Happy birthday, darling girl.  Can't wait to be your football date!!  No one gets mad if I kiss YOU when we score!!

XXOXOX

Some would say that IS the score...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2014, 11:54:15 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 07, 2014, 10:52:19 AM
Please make this so

How do you know this hasn't happened?  She and I were sitting together, right there in the end zone, when Cam beat Georgia...
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2014, 11:58:18 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 07, 2014, 10:39:03 AM
MWAH!  Happy birthday, darling girl.  Can't wait to be your football date!!  No one gets mad if I kiss YOU when we score!!

XXOXOX

Quote from: GH2001 on August 07, 2014, 10:52:19 AM
Please make this so

Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 07, 2014, 11:54:15 AM
How do you know this hasn't happened?  She and I were sitting together, right there in the end zone, when Cam beat Georgia...

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2014, 02:49:51 PM »
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2014, 02:57:57 PM »
Whoever this Sweets is, she's a lucky girl.

Happy Birthday, Sweets. I bet you are as good as advertised.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2014, 03:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 07, 2014, 02:57:57 PM
Whoever this Sweets is, she's a lucky girl.

Happy Birthday, Sweets. I bet you are as good as advertised.

She will always be Sweets to me.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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