I'll take the positive publicity for us and the negative for them, but that list was kinda shitty.
#1 is bowl games? We're doing our best to get rid of those.
#4 is dotting an "i"? I've never understood that one. Sure, I guess it's cool to recognize an Ohio State alum by allowing them to stand with the band, but it's not that great of a tradition.
#6 HAAAA HA HA it's a rock. A freaking stump of stone that sits on a hill. I'll take the rock over the bus ride around the stadium though.
#20 The Grove deserves to be on the list, but I don't really understand why it's so lauded. It's a tailgating spot just like every other school has on their campus. I thought LSU's tailgating scene was ten times better than what I experienced in Oxford.
#24 should be WAY ahead of most of these.
Also, maybe I'm just a homer, but tell me another school tradition that celebrates victory like Auburn does? It's the most unique college football tradition and one of if not the most unique tradition in all of sports. I think some people try to minimize it because it's toilet paper, but we turn (used to turn) gigantic, hundred year old oak trees into a Winter Wonderland. It's an incredible setting for college students, alums, players, and families to come together, sing fight songs, and celebrate a big win. Nothing comes close to it. Not bowl games. Not the Army-Navy game. Not even the flying of the eagle.