Miscellany

Kaos · « **on:** August 05, 2014, 12:13:57 AM »

Things from today that interested me.

1) AJ McTatthole and Kat McHorsefacewhorebitch are OMG! shopping for homes in OMG! Orange Beach! Thanks al.com for letting me know. I was wondering where douches and whores went to pasture.

2) What does the huge contract the Bengals handed Andy Dalton today mean to OMG! AJ McTatthole? Obviously nothing. It's a competition. His shoulder, elbow or puss is aching so there's that, but when he gets healthy he's gonna waddle out there and .... well... not do shit. Jason Campbell will be next in line. But thanks, al.com for setting my mind at ease, because when I saw that the Bengals had thrown a pile of cash at Dalton, I immediately worried about that house-hunting OB couple and what that could mean to them and to the future of whore Hardees commercials.

3) DirecTV caved. Will show the UAUFNetwork as expected.

4) Walter Jones was inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame. He played in Aliceville, at a high school in Mississippi, a jc in Mississippi and Florida State before going to the Seahawks. I know Walter Jones. I know his family. Have known him since well before he even went to FSU. I was surprised to read that "Alabama was back in the picture" when al.com was running down his recruitment history in the article about his induction. At no point during his recruitment was Alabama "in the picture" or considered or discussed or even mentioned. But I'm so glad that al.com can't even write a story about a native son making the HoF without invoking the mighty tahd. Fuckholes.

5) Tiger Woods pussed out again. He may get his crap together one day but can we PLEASE for a while shelve the "greatest of all time" discussion? Top ten? Sure. But whatever. I saw a heated debate on PTI between Kornholer and Angry Black Man where Kornholer was asking if Rory deserved to be in the discussion since he'd won this and that at a certain age about like the sainted TW did. Angry black man got even angrier and said nobody could compare to Tigre. And who's the racist?

That is all.

The Prowler · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2014, 12:39:52 AM »

Nope, no bias...

GH2001 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2014, 10:51:16 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 05, 2014, 12:13:57 AM

Things from today that interested me.

1) AJ McTatthole and Kat McHorsefacewhorebitch are OMG! shopping for homes in OMG! Orange Beach! Thanks al.com for letting me know. I was wondering where douches and whores went to pasture.

2) What does the huge contract the Bengals handed Andy Dalton today mean to OMG! AJ McTatthole? Obviously nothing. It's a competition. His shoulder, elbow or puss is aching so there's that, but when he gets healthy he's gonna waddle out there and .... well... not do shit. Jason Campbell will be next in line. But thanks, al.com for setting my mind at ease, because when I saw that the Bengals had thrown a pile of cash at Dalton, I immediately worried about that house-hunting OB couple and what that could mean to them and to the future of whore Hardees commercials.

3) DirecTV caved. Will show the UAUFNetwork as expected.

4) Walter Jones was inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame. He played in Aliceville, at a high school in Mississippi, a jc in Mississippi and Florida State before going to the Seahawks. I know Walter Jones. I know his family. Have known him since well before he even went to FSU. I was surprised to read that "Alabama was back in the picture" when al.com was running down his recruitment history in the article about his induction. At no point during his recruitment was Alabama "in the picture" or considered or discussed or even mentioned. But I'm so glad that al.com can't even write a story about a native son making the HoF without invoking the mighty tahd. Fuckholes.

5) Tiger Woods pussed out again. He may get his crap together one day but can we PLEASE for a while shelve the "greatest of all time" discussion? Top ten? Sure. But whatever. I saw a heated debate on PTI between Kornholer and Angry Black Man where Kornholer was asking if Rory deserved to be in the discussion since he'd won this and that at a certain age about like the sainted TW did. Angry black man got even angrier and said nobody could compare to Tigre. And who's the racist?

That is all.

Tiger has as many DNFs/WDs from Tourneys at 38 as Jack did in his early 60's. Meaning it took until Jack was 62 to drop out of as many tourneys as the Tigger has before turning 40.

Jack is the Greatest. And its not even close. No offense to Sam, Arnold, Greg or Tiger. Rory is the real deal when his head is straight (aka not screwing a hot tennis player nightly).

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2014, 11:43:14 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 05, 2014, 10:51:16 AM

Tiger has as many DNFs/WDs from Tourneys at 38 as Jack did in his early 60's. Meaning it took until Jack was 62 to drop out of as many tourneys as the Tigger has before turning 40.

Jack is the Greatest. And its not even close. No offense to Sam, Arnold, Greg or Tiger. Rory is the real deal when his head is straight (aka not screwing a hot tennis player nightly).

I would tend to think this would mean all is well with the world.

CCTAU · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2014, 01:11:18 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 05, 2014, 10:51:16 AM

Meaning it took until Jack was 62 to drop out of as many tourneys as the Tigger has before turning 40.

Well. In defense, there were knife conventions in town during every dropped tourney?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2014, 01:35:42 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 05, 2014, 10:51:16 AM

Tiger has as many DNFs/WDs from Tourneys at 38 as Jack did in his early 60's. Meaning it took until Jack was 62 to drop out of as many tourneys as the Tigger has before turning 40.

Jack is the Greatest. And its not even close. No offense to Sam, Arnold, Greg or Tiger. Rory is the real deal when his head is straight (aka not screwing a hot tennis player nightly).

Don't think Jacks wife chased him with a five iron either.