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The Derby. The Preakness.
« on: August 04, 2014, 09:00:26 AM »
The running of the gumps.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2014, 09:03:37 AM »
I love that they played Chariots of Fire over the stadium speakers. 
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Re: The Derby. The Preakness.
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2014, 09:11:11 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on August 04, 2014, 09:03:37 AM
I love that they played Chariots of Fire over the stadium speakers.

"Take the Money and Run" would have been more appropos.
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2014, 09:32:08 AM »
This is such a pathetic disgrace.

Why do they set things up to allow this to happen?  It reflects badly on the entire state. 
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2014, 10:04:04 AM »
And of course in a 90 yard sprint down the field, the black guy schools all the fat rednecks. With ease.
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2014, 10:08:35 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 04, 2014, 10:04:04 AM
And of course in a 90 yard sprint down the field, the black guy schools all the fat rednecks. With ease.

That was Blake Sims.   
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2014, 10:12:30 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on August 04, 2014, 09:32:08 AM
This is such a pathetic disgrace.

Why do they set things up to allow this to happen?  It reflects badly on the entire state.
It's tradishun Barner. Like Shorty Price and his rubber chicken, the Million Dollar Band, fat bumpkins with detergent boxes and skanky old blondes twirling batons.
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2014, 10:15:25 AM »
+100 to jarhead.  This wins the internet today.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2014, 10:21:52 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 04, 2014, 10:15:25 AM
+100 to jarhead.  This wins the internet today.



That's jest not fair, PAAAAAAAWWWL.  Theys nutin but fat guys a chasin him.
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2014, 10:54:41 AM »
His foot was clearly out of bounds.  They need to play this game over.
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2014, 11:48:36 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2014, 12:16:46 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2014, 12:21:10 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 04, 2014, 09:00:26 AM
The running of the gumps.



After all these months and these Necks are still trying to show the could've run down Chris Davis
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Re: The Derby. The Preakness.
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2014, 12:44:00 PM »
Apparently the cardboard cutout is not actual size

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« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2014, 01:24:00 PM »
Guy in green getting his home autographed by Saban to increase the property value.
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« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2014, 01:24:16 PM »
I have yet to see any kids in the videos or pictures, other than Bitch stole my fish kid.
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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2014, 01:29:21 PM »
Best part, they are looping this shit on SportsCenter, making fun of them on National TV. 
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« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2014, 04:07:50 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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