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What's your favorite aspect of the offense?

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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2014, 07:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 28, 2014, 03:05:17 PM
You have it wrong again....It's work hard and be a sugar cookie anyway.

Excellent point.  They pushed you 4th Battalion Marines pretty hard, huh?
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2014, 07:52:29 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on July 29, 2014, 07:50:01 AM
Excellent point.  They pushed you 4th Battalion Marines pretty hard, huh?

4th battalion....Where the women were women and still better trained than Hollywood marines.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2014, 07:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 29, 2014, 07:52:29 AM
4th battalion....Where the women were women and still better trained than Hollywood marines.

They look like Phyllis Diller?
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2014, 08:01:06 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on July 29, 2014, 07:56:22 AM
They look like Phyllis Diller?

Chicken jumped off the table and started marking time.
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2014, 08:10:16 AM »
Quote from: bgreene on July 29, 2014, 08:01:06 AM
Chicken jumped off the table and started marking time.

I would have also accepted "And walk like Frankenstein"
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2014, 08:12:32 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on July 29, 2014, 08:10:16 AM
I would have also accepted "And walk like Frankenstein"

Looks like muddy water?
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2014, 09:58:59 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 28, 2014, 02:44:57 PM
I like the conditioning

With this a very close second:

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the emphasis on the power run game

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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2014, 01:15:42 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2014, 11:06:12 PM »
I like it when they hike the ball and everybody starts running and stuff.
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2014, 07:14:22 AM »
I like it when they do the truffle shuffle.
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2014, 07:43:51 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on July 29, 2014, 11:06:12 PM
I like it when they hike the ball and everybody starts running and stuff.


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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2014, 12:59:44 AM »
The ball. I like it when. The offense has the ball. The ball is the reason for the gam. Therefore offense is the reason for the game, as long as they have the ball. And let's face it, everybody eants the ball. So I would have to say the ball!
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2014, 08:12:43 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on July 31, 2014, 12:59:44 AM
The ball. I like it when. The offense has the ball. The ball is the reason for the gam. Therefore offense is the reason for the game, as long as they have the ball. And let's face it, everybody eants the ball. So I would have to say the ball!

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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2014, 08:26:19 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on July 31, 2014, 08:12:43 AM



There are no good post at 12:59:44 AM ».
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2014, 08:36:11 AM »
This brings me to my next point, men.  Don't do crack.
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2014, 10:03:06 AM »
Having the ball is my favorite aspect of the offense. What's wrong with that?

I only like defense a little because they are trying to get the ball.

But the ball is what I like about this offense. They have a ball.
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2014, 10:14:04 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on July 31, 2014, 10:03:06 AM
Having the ball is my favorite aspect of the offense. What's wrong with that?

I only like defense a little because they are trying to get the ball.

But the ball is what I like about this offense. They have a ball.

What I heard in short was that he loves ball which really means sac.
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2014, 10:16:44 AM »
CCTAU likes the ball. I guess there is nothing wrong with that. It's like the 20th century, or something. And there is no doubt that there are others on here that like it. I applaud his coming out and admitting it.
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2014, 10:42:59 AM »
Danny...I need that ball.  GET ME THE BALL!
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Re: What's your favorite aspect of the offense?
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2014, 10:44:02 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 31, 2014, 10:42:59 AM
Danny...I need that ball.  GET ME THE BALL!

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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