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For the Texas Xers
« on: July 25, 2014, 08:40:42 AM »
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 09:02:55 AM »
Turd west.
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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2014, 12:09:54 PM »
The Chokelahoma folks are having a field day with this.

The Aggies can't figure out what's so funny.
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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 12:16:13 PM »
All my exse live in Texsa
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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 12:20:05 PM »
I thought they had changed it to Tejas a while back.
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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2014, 01:01:22 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on July 25, 2014, 12:20:05 PM
I thought they had changed it to Tejas a while back.

That's only for the ones in the drywall or roofing trades.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2014, 01:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 25, 2014, 12:09:54 PM
The Chokelahoma folks are having a field day with this.

The Aggies can't figure out what's so funny.

Cause the Aggie fans are still trying to learn how to stack lincoln logs.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2014, 01:42:42 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 25, 2014, 01:04:42 PM
Cause the Aggie fans are still trying to learn how to stack lincoln logs.

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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2014, 01:54:48 PM »
Quote from: bgreene on July 25, 2014, 01:42:42 PM
Burn

Nah I don't think they lit it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2014, 05:47:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 25, 2014, 01:54:48 PM
Nah I don't think they lit it.

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2014, 06:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 25, 2014, 01:54:48 PM
Nah I don't think they lit it.

Hard to light it when your body is being crushed by it.
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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2014, 06:12:45 PM »
Quote from: bgreene on July 25, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
Hard to light it when your body is being crushed by it.


Starter aggies.
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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2014, 06:46:40 PM »
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Re: For the Texas Xers
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2014, 10:38:28 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on July 25, 2014, 06:46:40 PM
Pulp wood?
Instead of a yella tag, look for the yellin fag?
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