What Division IV might look like

[The Six]

http://online.wsj.com/articles/a-radical-realignment-plan-for-college-football-1406069526

[Kaos]

Looks like a cluster to me.

How can that possibly be right? 

Everybody knows Ole Miss has three national titles, one more than Auburn. They're the darkhorse pick to win the SEC West this season, or maybe in 2015 or 16 because Hugh Freeze hasn't lost a bowl game in two years.  Can Saban say that?  Didn't think so.   So you have to cluster the Rebels in the first column for sure.  Tradition and whatnot. 

What the hell is Auburn doing in the first column?  Every once in a while they have a fluke season.  The rest of the time, they're mediocre at best. 

Where is Mississippi State?  For God's sake, they have Dan Mullen who is one of the best coaches in the SEC.  This year might be their year.  They should be in Cluster 1.  But they're not even on there and Utah is?

Notre Dame has a losing streak against every team in Clusters 1-5, but they're in Cluster one?  For what reason?  They're barely above the service academies these days and I don't see Army on there. Or Navy. Or Air Force.

Until Arkansas changes coaches, they shouldn't be on any cluster list unless the second word of the header is fuck.

[Townhallsavoy]

What if the Journal of Quantitative Analysis in Sports eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

[Vandy Vol]

What if the Journal of Quantitative Analysis in Sports eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

Eat pieces of shit for breakfast?  What's the basis?

[DnATL]

Eat pieces of shit for breakfast?  What's the basis?

I suppose it would be served over hominy, maybe mixed in some oatmeal?  Perhaps spread over toast?

[dallaswareagle]

And Iowa's strength is what? 


Iowa
 

[wesfau2]

Eat pieces of shit for breakfast?  What's the basis?

Ain't going nowhere, but got suits and cases.

[Buzz Killington]

What if the Journal of Quantitative Analysis in Sports eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

Go back to your shanties, people.

[Godfather]

Looks like a cluster to me.

How can that possibly be right? 

Everybody knows Ole Miss has three national titles, one more than Auburn. They're the darkhorse pick to win the SEC West this season, or maybe in 2015 or 16 because Hugh Freeze hasn't lost a bowl game in two years.  Can Saban say that?  Didn't think so.   So you have to cluster the Rebels in the first column for sure.  Tradition and whatnot. 

What the hell is Auburn doing in the first column?  Every once in a while they have a fluke season.  The rest of the time, they're mediocre at best. 

Where is Mississippi State?  For God's sake, they have Dan Mullen who is one of the best coaches in the SEC.  This year might be their year.  They should be in Cluster 1.  But they're not even on there and Utah is?

Notre Dame has a losing streak against every team in Clusters 1-5, but they're in Cluster one?  For what reason?  They're barely above the service academies these days and I don't see Army on there. Or Navy. Or Air Force.

Until Arkansas changes coaches, they shouldn't be on any cluster list unless the second word of the header is fuck.

I know the MSU and Rebel Bears were toungue in cheek but the bolded ones were dead on and funny as hell.