Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

The Six · « **on:** July 23, 2014, 12:27:21 PM »

Post and do tell

The Six · « **Reply #1 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:42:14 PM »

Here's the trailer for my all time worst: After Last Season. $5 million budget. Wonder where that was spent?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:07:27 PM »

All the way through? Or walked out/stopped before it finished?

Adam Sandler's Grown Ups didn't make it to 20 minutes for me. I shut it off right around the time one of the characters played tongue-fencing with some girl in a parking lot.

The Day After Tomorrow was one of the shittiest films I finished. Was with a group of friends in the theater so it was hard to leave. That movie was god-awful.

A third coming to mind is Where the Wild Things Are. Shitty adaptation of a wonderful children's book.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:08:39 PM »

I actually sat through all of Ishtar. Kept thinking that with that talent, it had to get better. I think my brain is still bleeding.

Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come". It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot. Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching. Then everybody else dies after much agony. The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #4 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:10:45 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 23, 2014, 01:08:39 PM

Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come". It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot. Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching. Then everybody else dies after much agony. The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.

I LOVED What Dreams May Come. I could see people being upset thinking it's a comedy though.

Prometheus has to be up there as well. It's not the worst movie in the world, but it was SO hyped and it should have been a prequel to the Alien series. Instead it was dumbshit character after dumbshit character doing stupid things that didn't make sense.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #5 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:11:34 PM »

I am sure I have seen worst but caught this one Last Sat night/Sun morn, could not sleep and found the artistic gem. Not only was the acting bad, but the graphics were awful.

CCTAU · « **Reply #6 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:17:40 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 23, 2014, 01:08:39 PM

I actually sat through all of Ishtar. Kept thinking that with that talent, it had to get better. I think my brain is still bleeding.

Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come". It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot. Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching. Then everybody else dies after much agony. The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.

I came here to post the same thing about Ishtar. I kept thinking it has to get better. I mean two huge stars like this..

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:37:46 PM »

144 minutes that are just fucking gone. Forever.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 23, 2014, 01:37:46 PM

144 minutes that are just fucking gone. Forever.

So how drunk/high/in love with some bimbo were you?

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:51:01 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 23, 2014, 01:40:06 PM

So how drunk/high/in love with some bimbo were you?

That's what's even worse. Tarhill recommended it.
(although I have heard that he puts out)

The Six · « **Reply #10 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:56:38 PM »

I also submit Anaconda.

It's got the cast to be a fun, B-level monster movie. But since only Jon Voight apparently got the memo and everyone else plays it so straight, it sucks like a Hoover. So much fail in this movie.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #11 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:06:14 PM »

I submit to you...

Leonard Part 6.

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Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:25:17 PM »

\ thread

Pluto Nash
Meet Dave
Norbit
A Thousand Words

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jmar · « **Reply #13 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:26:40 PM »

Quote from: TheSix on July 23, 2014, 01:56:38 PM

I also submit Anaconda.

It's got the cast to be a fun, B-level monster movie. But since only Jon Voight apparently got the memo and everyone else plays it so straight, it sucks like a Hoover. So much fail in this movie.

Deep Blue is my recently viewed entry just behind Anaconda which I saw several months ago.
A double feature of fail.

GH2001 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:38:47 PM »

Dream Catcher

Any Tyer Perry movie

The Fountain

First and Third I walked out on at the Theater. Aronofsky is hit or miss to me. And the third movie was a big miss even with Jackman.

Godfather · « **Reply #15 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:42:36 PM »

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:59:13 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on July 23, 2014, 01:10:45 PM

I LOVED What Dreams May Come. I could see people being upset thinking it's a comedy though.

Prometheus has to be up there as well. It's not the worst movie in the world, but it was SO hyped and it should have been a prequel to the Alien series. Instead it was dumbshit character after dumbshit character doing stupid things that didn't make sense.

I wouldn't say that I loved it, but it was a good movie and I liked it.

I still submit Tammy as the worst movie I have ever seen for all the hype it got. The only movie we've ever walked out on. Pretty sure that some b-movie horror flick like Lunch Meat was worse, but I can't remember the last time I saw something so bad.

smooth_operator · « **Reply #17 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:59:48 PM »

titanic
"twist ending" my ass

GH2001 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:01:57 PM »

Quote from: smooth_operator on July 23, 2014, 02:59:48 PM

titanic
"twist ending" my ass

the twist was at the beginning when the old lady showed everyone her boobies. Surprise!!

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2014, 05:08:26 PM »

Quote from: smooth_operator on July 23, 2014, 02:59:48 PM

titanic
"twist ending" my ass

Still never seen it! FTW!!!