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What happened to men?
« on: July 22, 2014, 08:18:42 AM »
While at Six Flags Sunday with the family, I saw way to many men walking around wearing capri pants.  When did this become ok and why? 
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2014, 08:34:07 AM »
While at Six Flags Sunday with the family, I saw way to many men walking around wearing capri pants.  When did this become ok and why?

I don't know but I do know there are a lot of fuckers that I don't have to worry about when the zombie apocalypse happens.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2014, 08:46:12 AM »
While at Six Flags Sunday with the family, I saw way to many men walking around wearing capri pants.  When did this become ok and why?
I would suggest you find a stylist to help you with your wardrobe. I can tell that you obviously have a problem with capri pants and likely other fashionable trends as well. We all need to be more open-minded. Free yourself from those khaki chains!

I remember when I was uncomfortable at first wearing a scarf or carrying a designer attaché (not to be confused with a man purse) but that has long since passed.

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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2014, 08:49:04 AM »
I would suggest you find a stylist to help you with your wardrobe. I can tell that you obviously have a problem with capri pants and likely other fashionable trends as well. We all need to be more open-minded. Free yourself from those khaki chains!

I remember when I was uncomfortable at first wearing a scarf or carrying a designer attaché (not to be confused with a man purse) but that has long since passed.

I'm sorry to hear that.  I wish you well with your new found "lifestyle".
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2014, 08:53:16 AM »
What happened to men?

Women

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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2014, 09:56:27 AM »
What happened to men?

Women

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Nah man. Women don't want you to dress like that. Well... Most don't.
I was recently introduced, through my girlfriend, to a group of people that live in a major city in the southeast. I was surprised to see how "stylish" the men were. They spoke of shoes not just by brand but model. They commented upon each others pants. They didn't talk about football, or other sports, or any other topic men talk about. I grew uncomfortable, not because I was wearing worn out shitkickers and my favorite jeans, but I felt that those men were trying to impress each other rather than pea cocking for girls.

The women were utterly fascinated by me. They asked endless questions about my hobbies. They wanted to know everything about my job. I was surrounded by their girlfriends until my own girlfriend became uncomfortable and made excuses for us to leave. I later asked her about the men in that group and she explained to me that in that group what you and I think of as "manhood" is gone, and the women hate it.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2014, 10:05:46 AM »
I'm getting a new tattoo of an eagle on my lower back and his talons are going to stretch down my buttocks toward the taint. Is this faggish?
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2014, 10:09:03 AM »
I'm getting a new tattoo of an eagle on my lower back and his talons are going to stretch down my buttocks toward the taint. Is this faggish?

Hell naw. Have him clutching a US flag and an AU flag. That way everyone will know you're a winner and your colors don't run.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2014, 10:09:52 AM »
I'm getting a new tattoo of an eagle on my lower back and his talons are going to stretch down my buttocks toward the taint. Is this faggish?

Please post pics once it's complete.  Then we will be able to properly determine if it is indeed faggish.
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2014, 10:11:12 AM »
I'm getting a new tattoo of an eagle any other bird on my lower back and his talons are going to stretch down my buttocks toward the taint. Is this faggish?

Yes
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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2014, 10:22:11 AM »
Nah man. Women don't want you to dress like that. Well... Most don't.
I was recently introduced, through my girlfriend, to a group of people that live in a major city in the southeast. I was surprised to see how "stylish" the men were. They spoke of shoes not just by brand but model. They commented upon each others pants. They didn't talk about football, or other sports, or any other topic men talk about. I grew uncomfortable, not because I was wearing worn out shitkickers and my favorite jeans, but I felt that those men were trying to impress each other rather than pea cocking for girls.

The women were utterly fascinated by me. They asked endless questions about my hobbies. They wanted to know everything about my job. I later asked her about the men in that group and she explained to me that in that group what you and I think of as "manhood" is gone, and the women hate it.

I gotta say that I am finding this to be the case as well. 

So in short, guns and being able to fix things rule.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2014, 10:32:47 AM »
I gotta say that I am finding this to be the case as well. 

So in short, guns and being able to fix things rule.

Real women love a real man. Yeah they may want you to dress in what they deem to be socially acceptable ways but I'm convinced the few that want men to wear capris or whatever just like to emasculate and humiliate. That's not a real woman, nor is it normal.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2014, 11:12:38 AM »
If any man I knew even the slightest bit ever showed up somewhere in public in a pair of capri pants, I would punch him in the throat myself and take his man card away, or at a minimum mock him unmercifully.  If I man I was dating showed up like that, in addition to the above, I would kick him in his obviously shrunken nuts.

What. The. Absolute. Fuck.

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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2014, 12:43:41 PM »
Please post pics once it's complete.  Then we will be able to properly determine if it is indeed faggish.
What I gather from this is that you'd like a peek at my taint.
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2014, 01:02:18 PM »
While at Six Flags Sunday with the family, I saw way to many men walking around wearing capri pants.  When did this become ok and why?


Ok, so do they make capris for men or are these fruit loops buying women clothes?
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2014, 01:10:07 PM »

Ok, so do they make capris for men or are these fruit loops buying women clothes?

Not sure I would call these "capri pants", as they aren't form fitting.  These are more like really long cargo shorts, or really short cargo pants.
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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2014, 01:11:47 PM »
I don't care if this IS D-Wade... this is sickening.  He should fire his stylist immediately.

http://www.complex.com/style/2013/05/reasons-why-men-should-never-wear-capri-pants/
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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2014, 01:22:11 PM »
he might as well be in one of these.

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Re: What happened to men?
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2014, 02:02:43 PM »
he might as well be in one of these.


I love this! Where did you get it? I would think it goes well with dress shoes or sandals but my dick would show.
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