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Funny Guy
« on: July 25, 2014, 01:44:05 AM »
That Saban.  He's such a card. 



What a funny guy!

What struck me is how short Saban really is.  Take that ridiculous thing off his head, move him back to even footing and he barely comes up to Cowherd's chin.   Collin isn't that tall.  6-1 or 6-2 at best.  But he's got 8-10 inches at least on Nicky. He looks like an NBA player standing there towering over Saban. 

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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 04:38:26 AM »
That Saban.  He's such a card. 



What a funny guy!

What struck me is how short Saban really is.  Take that ridiculous thing off his head, move him back to even footing and he barely comes up to Cowherd's chin.   Collin isn't that tall.  6-1 or 6-2 at best.  But he's got 8-10 inches at least on Nicky. He looks like an NBA player standing there towering over Saban.
Is that Tom Albetar's storage room?
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2014, 09:41:51 AM »
Saban to Michigan State, PAWL. If he were stayin' at Bama he'd be wearin' a Mario hat.
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 02:09:19 PM »

What struck me is how short Saban really is.  Take that ridiculous thing off his head, move him back to even footing and he barely comes up to Cowherd's chin.   Collin isn't that tall.  6-1 or 6-2 at best.  But he's got 8-10 inches at least on Nicky. He looks like an NBA player standing there towering over Saban.

Prior to the Iron Bowl in 2007, I was on track to graduate and planned on coaching football.  I am 5'7 and was worried at the time about height affecting my ability to become the head coach of the Auburn Tigers. 

So during pregame warm ups, I meandered over to about a yard away from Nick Saban to see just how tall or um, short, he really is.  Again, I'm 5'7 and he was shorter than me but not by much.  I also noticed that his shoes had quite the thick sole to them. 
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 02:31:44 PM »
That Saban.  He's such a card. 



What a funny guy!

What struck me is how short Saban really is.  Take that ridiculous thing off his head, move him back to even footing and he barely comes up to Cowherd's chin.   Collin isn't that tall.  6-1 or 6-2 at best.  But he's got 8-10 inches at least on Nicky. He looks like an NBA player standing there towering over Saban.


I wonder if this is waiting outside for him?

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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2014, 06:17:15 PM »
I wonder what the "L" stands for:

Little, Lost, Loser, Lord..........

What do you think?
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2014, 06:28:29 PM »

I wonder if this is waiting outside for him?


Me thinks he would look keen atop a shetland pony. Someone make it so.
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2014, 06:44:00 PM »

I wonder if this is waiting outside for him?


Nah, he wouldn't meet the minimum height requirement to ride it.
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2014, 09:09:04 AM »
I wonder what the "L" stands for:

Little, Lost, Loser, Lord..........

What do you think?

I'll assume, given your handle, that you don't realize that the "L" actually stands for Luigi.  He's a video game character.
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2014, 11:20:13 PM »
I'll assume, given your handle, that you don't realize that the "L" actually stands for Luigi.  He's a video game character.
You are correct sir...........those things weren't invented until many moons had passed.  We spent whatever free time we had being outside.  We didn't have all the cool toys they have now.
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2014, 01:34:09 AM »
You are correct sir...........those things weren't invented until many moons had passed.  We spent whatever free time we had being outside.  We didn't have all the cool toys they have now.

I liked your suggestions better!
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2014, 03:48:22 PM »
I wonder what the "L" stands for:

Little, Lost, Loser, Lord..........

What do you think?

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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2014, 03:51:58 PM »
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Re: Funny Guy
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2014, 04:12:49 PM »
I'll assume, given your handle, that you don't realize that the "L" actually stands for Luigi.  He's a video game character.

I picture him with that L on his forehead as a kiddo though.  Maybe wearing a tuxedo t-shirt too, because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too.
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