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Happy birthday
« on: July 19, 2014, 09:22:39 PM »
Happy birthday, TW (my darling)! I hope your day was wonderful.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2014, 09:30:55 PM »
Thank you, sweetheart. At least one of you bastards showed Momma some love.

You always were my favorite.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2014, 09:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 19, 2014, 09:30:55 PM
Thank you, sweetheart. At least one of you bastards showed Momma some love.

You always were my favorite.
Damn! I thought I was.......oh well rejected again.  Happy 29th Wench.......You are my very ultimate mega Tiger babe.
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Tiger Wench

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2014, 11:03:28 PM »
Quote from: oldautiger on July 19, 2014, 09:36:10 PM
Damn! I thought I was.......oh well rejected again.  Happy 29th Wench.......You are my very ultimate mega Tiger babe.

Honey, you win by default because you also live in the best part of the GSoTX. Thank you, dear. XXOXO
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2014, 11:16:45 PM »
Been on the road today and just saw this.

Happy Birthday, darlin!  I sent you something real nice in a PM. #winning
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 01:09:14 AM »
Happy 29. May the years stay the same for you!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 02:57:06 PM »
Happy Belated Birthday.  27 fits you well. 
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2014, 05:40:52 PM »
Happy birfday.

Get drunk on Sapphire and then laid...by whomever you want.
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2014, 09:30:12 PM »
Happy Belated!
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Tiger Wench

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2014, 10:29:50 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 20, 2014, 05:40:52 PM
Happy birfday.

Get drunk on Sapphire and then laid...by whomever you want.

Off the X membership roster? :blink:

I'd rather have another bottle of Sapphire, please.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2014, 11:54:38 PM »
Happy belated do-what-the-fuck-you-want day!


...unless it involves leaving the kitchen.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2014, 09:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 20, 2014, 10:29:50 PM
Off the X membership roster? :blink:

I'd rather have another bottle of Sapphire, please.

No love
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2014, 09:48:59 AM »
Happy Birfday, apparently late. But, I was not sure if you were of age yet and I've been a little nervous since that Dateline predator thing.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2014, 10:08:54 AM »
Hope you had a keen Texas day.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2014, 10:39:47 AM »
Happy lated be birthday.  Hope you got everything you wanted.   
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2014, 11:24:27 AM »
Happy Belated Birthday!
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Tiger Wench

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2014, 11:30:49 AM »
Thanks to one and all.  Day was spent driving back 12 hours to the GSoTX from FL, so all I got for my birthday was a tired ass.

But the week of vaca was pretty damn awesome.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2014, 12:11:01 PM »
I think this is the most appropriate place to put this.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/qKHeXC7L85s?rel=0
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2014, 01:37:05 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 21, 2014, 11:30:49 AM
...so all I got for my birthday was a tired ass.


So you DID get your gift from VV after all...
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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