Nick Saban Demands Nutt & Tuberville's Coke Cutouts Be Shrunk To His Level

[AUChizad]

http://djrebel.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/fyi-yes-it-really-happened/

FYI: Yes, it really happened

From the strange but true department of college football, I came across this yesterday.

It seems that Coke chose SEC coaches Tommy Tuberville, Nick Saban and Houston Nutt for an ad campaign that was supposed to feature life-sized cut-outs of the three men enjoying Coke products.

Nutt saw his cut-out and was surprised to see it much shorter than he is.

Turns out all three cut-outs were made the same size, because Saban apparently didn’t want to be seen as so much shorter than Tuberville in Alabama supermarkets.

Coke decided to make all coaches the same size in the cut-outs. No word as to why it was decided that Tuberville and Nutt would be shorter. Why not just make Saban taller?

– PA

Here's a premium link to the story as well:
mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=2834576

[Snaggletiger]

Napoleon complex...they name is Saban.

[Tiger Wench]

Napoleon complex...they name is Saban.

Yeah, Napoleon's Penis...

[AUChizad]

Yeah, Napoleon's Penis...

Unlike Rasputin's penis (link)

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

This is fucking priceless!!!! 

[Thrilla]

But you can guaran-gul-darn tee that you won't see Nick's lips touching that dirty coke bottle.  See my post here 

http://tigersx.net/forum/index.php?topic=2234.0

about 7 posts down that page.   Glad to see he finally made the photo shoot.

[Buzz Killington]

But why hasn't this been reported in the Birmingham papers???

[kirkAU]

it was in the B'ham paper.  You didn't see it.  The headline read: "Most Powerful Coach in the Universe decides to endorse Coca-Cola Classic"