The TL;DR version reads like this:
"There's nothing up my sleeve", but...
WE MUST RESTORE THE BALANCED LEVEL PLAYING FIELD WHERE SABAN WAS ABLE TO DOMINATE!
(said with zero sense of irony)Or not, whatever, cause he ain't skeered. Cain't none of this cheatin' get in the way of Saban winnin' the next 350 national championships because he's infallible.
But still, having eight consecutive recruiting classes just isn't enough for him to get his fair shake cause defenses can't possibly condition in the same way that offenses can and how dare offenses try to outperform defenses. After all, Saban's a defensive guy, inso facto, that is how the game should be played.
He COULD out-Gus Gus, but he just doesn't want to.
Roll damn Tide.