A Wife Admits Why She Killed Her Marriage's Sex Life

[WiregrassTiger]

This one girl had some kind of lap dog in her house and that sumbitch jumped up on the bed and licked my balls whilst I was hammering away.

Rarely have I ever been more surprised.

Are you sure that wasn't her kid?

[smooth_operator]

was it a show stopper?

Nothing is a show stopper. It did create two pauses, one where I thought "wait how is she doing that? ohhhhhhhhh" and a second where she asked "what was that" after I knocked the little cock blocker into the wall and kept going.

[smooth_operator]

Are you sure that wasn't her kid?

Mostly

[Godfather]

This one girl had some kind of lap dog in her house and that sumbitch jumped up on the bed and licked my balls whilst I was hammering away.

Rarely have I ever been more surprised.

When you finished you should have picked up the dog and wiped your dick on him.

[Buzz Killington]

By "mowed the lawn" you really mean manscape?

exactly

[Pell City Tiger]

This one girl had some kind of lap dog in her house and that sumbitch jumped up on the bed and licked my balls whilst I was hammering away.

Rarely have I ever been more surprised.

They call this a "Sylacauga threesome" in central Alabama.

[chityeah]

They call this a "Sylacauga threesome" in central Alabama.

Well gooooooolly! Shazam!

[Token]

This one girl had some kind of lap dog in her house and that sumbitch jumped up on the bed and licked my balls whilst I was hammering away.

Rarely have I ever been more surprised.

So long as it only licked your balls once......

[bgreene]

This one girl had some kind of lap dog in her house and that sumbitch jumped up on the bed and licked my balls whilst I was hammering away.

Rarely have I ever been more surprised.

Be honest, you enjoyed it.

[Snaggletiger]

Why did you stop him?

[smooth_operator]

Why did you stop him?

Honestly I've never been big on getting my balls licked period, much less by something that just got done licking its own asshole.

[GH2001]

Honestly I've never been big on getting my balls licked period, much less by something that just got done licking its own asshole.

Also known as a typical Friday night for

[Buzz Killington]

Honestly I've never been big on getting my balls licked period, much less by something that just got done licking its own asshole.

If you put peanut butter on...um, I mean, yeah; that's just gross.

[Townhallsavoy]

Here's an interesting one:



http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2b1f5a/my_husband_m26_sent_me_f26_an_immature/