Had a drunken asshole tOSU fan tell me over the weekend that Braxton Miller will be a better QB in his second year, but Nick Marshall was a terrible QB, who hampered our efforts last year and kept us from winning the BCS, that a second year in Gus's system won't benefit him at all, his passing game stands no chance of improvement, and this year would be more of the same like 2012 because no one will ever fill Tre Mason's shoes. When Tre didn't come back, we lost all hope. And we have no wide receivers and huge holes at defense since that "one guy" left.
And the SEC is the worst conference, that tOSU routinely plays a tougher schedule than any SEC team, and tOSU would be in the Final Four and no SEC team would be represented.
Oh, and Urbz is a fucking genius and Malzahn is a gimmicky one trick pony.
To which I responded, "So how'd that Michigan State game work out for ya last year? Can't play for Crystal if you don't take care of business. Guess that one trick pony was good for a ride all the way to Pasadena."
No response other than "That was a fluke."
As for the rest, I just nodded and smiled, and said I'd see him come December and we'd talk then. He is a scuzball anyway, a tOSU equivalent to a Turd, convinced of his own greatness and superiority, complete with cheap tats and a GED. This fine individual is dating my niece, who is a psycho in her own right, so I wish them much happiness and well written domestic abuse reports.