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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #80 on: August 25, 2008, 01:37:07 PM »
Quote from: jumbo on August 25, 2008, 01:30:36 PM
Titan just pm'd me and told me he is too busy sucking a dick to respond, sorry guys.
How dare he use our Personal Message system for personal messaging!
Off with his head!
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« Reply #81 on: August 25, 2008, 01:38:05 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on August 25, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
How dare he use our Personal Message system for personal messaging!
Off with his head!
He loves the head.
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #82 on: August 26, 2008, 01:33:59 PM »
I just wanted to post to say that I was disgusted by the PM blitz.  Mainly because I didn't get an invite. 
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« Reply #83 on: August 26, 2008, 01:43:52 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 26, 2008, 01:33:59 PM
I just wanted to post to say that I was disgusted by the PM blitz.  Mainly because I didn't get an invite. 

Well welcome aboard none the less and get Jumbo to teach you the quote function.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #84 on: August 26, 2008, 01:45:58 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 26, 2008, 01:43:52 PM
Well welcome aboard none the less and get Jumbo to teach you the quote function.
I will be holding a quote function class in Titans ass later on today.
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2008, 01:46:55 PM »
Quote from: jumbo on August 26, 2008, 01:45:58 PM
I will be holding a quote function class in Titans ass later on today.

I thought it was going to be in his dog's ass?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #86 on: August 26, 2008, 01:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 26, 2008, 01:46:55 PM
I thought it was going to be in his dog's ass?
He likes a good fisting.
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #87 on: August 26, 2008, 02:30:42 PM »
Quote from: jumbo on August 26, 2008, 01:45:58 PM
I will be holding a quote function class in Titans ass later on today.
Is everybody coming?
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #88 on: August 26, 2008, 02:33:15 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 26, 2008, 01:33:59 PM
I just wanted to post to say that I was disgusted by the PM blitz.  Mainly because I didn't get an invite. 

Yeah....that was by design.
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #89 on: August 26, 2008, 03:17:19 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on August 26, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
Is everybody coming?
before they leave, 100% success rate.
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #90 on: August 26, 2008, 03:35:19 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 26, 2008, 01:33:59 PM
I just wanted to post to say that I was disgusted by the PM blitz.  Mainly because I didn't get an invite. 
Glad you found your way over here anyway.  Welcome to the nuthouse...
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #91 on: August 26, 2008, 04:04:01 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 26, 2008, 01:33:59 PM
I just wanted to post to say that I was disgusted by the PM blitz.  Mainly because I didn't get an invite. 
Welcome to the site.  Expect your dog to be in a very good mood soon.
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #92 on: August 26, 2008, 05:37:56 PM »
Hiiiiii 2000.  Now go fist Hugh's dog!
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #93 on: August 26, 2008, 07:47:32 PM »
well i guess Im going to post here from now on... I would like my own private forum... so one of you mods please get on that for me...

haha just kidding... im nobody special

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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #94 on: August 26, 2008, 08:52:45 PM »
Private forums are an extra $50/month.  PM me for where to send your payment.

Welcome!
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #95 on: August 26, 2008, 09:13:48 PM »
Quote from: auburnredwing on August 26, 2008, 07:47:32 PM
well i guess Im going to post here from now on... I would like my own private forum... so one of you mods please get on that for me...

haha just kidding... im nobody special



Welcome.  Where ya' from? Who are your people?  Got any sisters that put out?
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #96 on: August 26, 2008, 09:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on August 26, 2008, 09:13:48 PM
Welcome.  Where ya' from? Who are your people?  Got any sisters that put out?

Who you calling YOU PEOPLE!?!?!  Anyways I'm I grew up in Madison, Alabama but I was born in Mexico.  And sorry to report I have no sisters therefore no sisters that put out. 
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #97 on: August 26, 2008, 09:59:22 PM »
Quote from: auburnredwing on August 26, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
Who you calling YOU PEOPLE!?!?!  Anyways I'm I grew up in Madison, Alabama but I was born in Mexico.  And sorry to report I have no sisters therefore no sisters that put out. 
Oh, well then by "you people", he meant Mexicans.

Duh.
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #98 on: August 27, 2008, 07:30:54 PM »
thats kinda freaky if he knew i was a beaner (can i say that!?!?!)
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Re: To All Members Here Held Hostage.....
« Reply #99 on: August 29, 2008, 09:44:38 AM »
Quote from: auburnredwing on August 27, 2008, 07:30:54 PM
thats kinda freaky if he knew i was a beaner (can i say that!?!?!)

We don't tolerate that shit in here!  Where do you live?  I need my grass cut. 
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