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Saniflush

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Who has BIG brass ones????
« on: June 27, 2014, 08:26:04 AM »
This harrier pilot whose nose landing gear didn't work.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2014, 08:43:00 AM »
Fuckin A.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2014, 09:00:49 AM »
They had to remove the seat to fit him in the cockpit. He just sits on those huge balls.
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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2014, 09:31:39 AM »
Is his name Brad?
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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2014, 09:36:14 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on June 27, 2014, 09:31:39 AM
Is his name Brad?

I don't think gingers are allowed to fly planes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2014, 09:38:25 AM »
Imagine the radio conversation. "Uh, hey guys my nose gear ain't workin'."
"Fuck, do you want to just bail out"
"nah, just sit a table or something out there and I'll prop this bitch up on that"
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2014, 09:57:57 AM »
That actually looks like a table made just for this instance. And it is chained to the deck. So this might be a standard procedure for nose-gear failure.

But to actually line up and land on the thing s pretty good. And I'm sure the ship is moving a bit also.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2014, 10:09:09 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on June 27, 2014, 09:57:57 AM
That actually looks like a table made just for this instance. And it is chained to the deck. So this might be a standard procedure for nose-gear failure.

But to actually line up and land on the thing s pretty good. And I'm sure the ship is moving a bit also.

I guess you're right. At first it looked like the break room coffee table to me.
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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2014, 10:17:08 AM »
Quote from: smooth_operator on June 27, 2014, 10:09:09 AM
I guess you're right. At first it looked like the break room coffee table to me.

I'm glad you have decided to participate more with the big boys.  God knows we needed some new blood around here, I'm tired of these dumb sumbitches.
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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2014, 12:41:29 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on June 27, 2014, 09:57:57 AM
That actually looks like a table made just for this instance. And it is chained to the deck. So this might be a standard procedure for nose-gear failure.

But to actually line up and land on the thing s pretty good. And I'm sure the ship is moving a bit also.



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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2014, 12:53:08 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 27, 2014, 12:41:29 PM


MN 2151 gear landing table, white in color.

Well. they need to put shocks on that table.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2014, 01:02:00 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on June 27, 2014, 12:53:08 PM
Well. they need to put shocks on that table.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2014, 01:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 27, 2014, 10:17:08 AM
I'm glad you have decided to participate more with the big boys.  God knows we needed some new blood around here, I'm tired of these dumb sumbitches.
I'm just glad he's not another gay. Or racist. And he speaks so well.
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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2014, 01:28:22 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 27, 2014, 12:41:29 PM


MN 2151 gear landing table, white in color.

Quote from: CCTAU on June 27, 2014, 12:53:08 PM
Well. they need to put shocks on that table.


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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2014, 01:30:32 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2014, 02:16:52 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on June 27, 2014, 01:25:40 PM
I'm just glad he's not another gay. Or racist. And he speaks so well.

But does he like Apples AND Oranges??
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Re: Who has BIG brass ones????
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2014, 02:43:31 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 27, 2014, 02:16:52 PM
But does he like Apples AND Oranges??

I'm pretty big on fruit in general. The only thing I'm against is being stuck in the office with the rest of these idiots token has working for him all week.
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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2014, 03:49:39 PM »
Quote from: smooth_operator on June 27, 2014, 02:43:31 PM
I'm pretty big on fruit in general. The only thing I'm against is being stuck in the office with the rest of these idiots token has working for him all week.

Why you gotta be that way?  It is a stress free environment full of lolly pops and butterflies, with the occasional sex offender sprinkled in.
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