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Skreetz say...
« on: June 10, 2014, 11:18:01 AM »
It is someones birthday....unless it isn't!

Happy Birthday to the most inside drill press operator this side of Bear Force 1.

 :bite: :bite:

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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2014, 11:28:17 AM »
He gone


Unless he isn't


Happy Happy Day.  May your grillz shine and your pimp cup runneth over.
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2014, 11:31:12 AM »
 :bar: Happy birfday. Tell Gus and Ellis that I said that we need more DT's in this class sharpish.
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2014, 11:40:19 AM »
Happy birthday David Jr.
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2014, 12:16:01 PM »
Happy BirtBOOMMUTHAFUCKAGETSOME!!!!!!

Sorry...Got carried away.  Have a good one, D.
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2014, 03:51:02 PM »
Happy Birthday.
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2014, 04:37:36 PM »
Happy Birthday brother!
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2014, 05:08:26 PM »
You wish you were as cool as THIS Prowler...

Happy Birthday, psycho.  I wanna party with you.  Unless I don't.
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2014, 05:12:48 PM »
You wish you were as cool as THIS Prowler...

Happy Birthday, psycho.  I wanna party with you.  Unless I don't.

Prowlie would look pretty fly for a white guy in this with his hard hat on.
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2014, 06:28:07 PM »
9 months however many years ago today your Dad didn't pull out!  Congrats!
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2014, 09:32:08 PM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2014, 10:51:37 PM »
Happy birthday.  Here's your fucking birthday cake:

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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2014, 08:41:25 AM »
Happy birthday.  Here's your fucking birthday cake:



That's awesome.  Some great attention to detail.
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2014, 09:32:38 AM »
Happy birthday.  Here's your fucking birthday cake:


Someone needs to learn to wipe their ass.

and I really don't want to know what you had to google to find that.
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2014, 09:42:26 AM »
Someone needs to learn to wipe their ass.

and I really don't want to know what you had to google to find that.

Banana Nut Cake.


Duh
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« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2014, 10:14:57 AM »
Those dingleberries look delish.
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2014, 11:49:04 AM »
I still have no idea whose birthday it was. And after that last pic, I'm not sure it even matters.

Whoever you are, I hope it was a good day...without anything resembling that "cake".
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2014, 11:57:27 AM »
I still have no idea whose birthday it was. And after that last pic, I'm not sure it even matters.

Whoever you are, I hope it was a good day...without anything resembling that "cake".
You obviously do not know the format.
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2014, 12:10:07 PM »
I thought the references to "Prowler"..."Prowlie".."BOOMmuthafucka"  kind of gave it away.
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Re: Skreetz say...
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2014, 03:44:15 PM »
Prowlie would look pretty fly for a white guy in this with his hard hat on.
Prowler is white?
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