Lady razors

[Kaos]

At a casino. Forgot my razor. Went to get one at the shop here. They were out of everything but the blue plastic stick razors for men. But they did have a lady razor.  It was pink with green highlights.  Venus.

So you know what I chose.  The Venus.

Amazing smooth shave.  I was shocked. Worked effortlessly around the areas that are tricky with a man razor. Chin, jawline, under the lip. All glided off like buttah.

What's the deal? Don't men deserve this? Is it some kind of secret we aren't supposed to know? I may buy lady razors from here out.

[Godfather]

At a casino. Forgot my razor. Went to get one at the shop here. They were out of everything but the blue plastic stick razors for men. But they did have a lady razor.  It was pink with green highlights.  Venus.

So you know what I chose.  The Venus.

Amazing smooth shave.  I was shocked. Worked effortlessly around the areas that are tricky with a man razor. Chin, jawline, under the lip. All glided off like buttah.

What's the deal? Don't men deserve this? Is it some kind of secret we aren't supposed to know? I may buy lady razors from here out.

Yeah but how did it work on your balls?

[Kaos]

Yeah but how did it work on your balls?

Slick as a whistle.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Yeah but how did it work on your balls?

He no longer has any.  Wife is taking them in the divorce

[Ogre]

At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

[Kaos]

He no longer has any.  Wife is taking them in the divorce

Actually, that's one of the things I'm getting back. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Actually, that's one of the things I'm getting back.

You only get one back? Cruel judge.

[Tiger Wench]

I have had the exact opposite experience. I use the same razor blades as the Corndog - the lady razors cost more and wear out faster. Same thing with the "lady" shaving cream.

To each his own. If it works for you...

[Kaos]

I have had the exact opposite experience. I use the same razor blades as the Corndog - the lady razors cost more and wear out faster. Same thing with the "lady" shaving cream.

To each his own. If it works for you...

Don't know about longevity.  But this new blade with the dual "moisture strips" or whatever was excellent.

[Godfather]

Don't know about longevity.  But this new blade with the dual "moisture strips" or whatever was excellent.

You just like it because it's pink.

[WiregrassTiger]

Maybe the dual moisture strips make it easier to slide up into one's anus. For her or his pleasure?

[Jumbo]

I shave my head with the Venus....it's Devine.

[dallaswareagle]

I shave my head with the Venus....it's Devine.

Mach 3 for me. 

[Saniflush]

I shave my head with the Venus....it's Devine.

It's your fire, your desire.

[DnATL]

Mach 3 for me.

and then your latino wife call you meesters keen-head?

[Saniflush]

and then your latino wife call you meesters keen-head?

I think she wants to dust my ficus.

[dallaswareagle]

and then your latino wife call you meesters keen-head?

 I do call her mrs keen-head sometimes.