tonhitvthenopen? Is this Czechoslovakian?
Serbian
This lawyer had just purchased a brand new $125,000.00 Mercedes. He wanted to make sure everyone saw him so he parked on the busy street in front of his firm. When he opened the door and started to get out......WHAM...a passing truck took his door off. The truck quickly left the scene and the lawyer was in the middle of the street pitching one hell of a fit.
"SON OF A BITCH. THAT'S A BRAND NEW MERCEDES. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BASTARD TOOK MY DOOR OFF..."
This man on the sidewalk comes running up to him and says, "Don't worry, I got the tag number. The police will find him and you can get your car fixed."
DAMN IT, MAN. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THAT WAS A $125,000.00 CAR. I'M A LAWYER. I KNOW THESE THINGS. IT'LL NEVER BE RIGHT. EVER.
To which the man replied, "You lawyers are all alike. All you care about is money and material things. Do you even know that the truck took your right arm clean off?"
The lawyer stopped his rant and slowly looked down at his bloody shoulder, where his arm used to be. He began to turn pale and looked to be going in shock when he said...
SON OF A BITCH! MY ROLEX!!!!