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2-fer on the Birthdays
« on: June 02, 2014, 02:17:23 PM »
1st and foremost...

AUTIGER1 wishing you copious amounts of fine cut Copenhagen and bottles of Double Dead Guy Ale. 

and let's not forget...

mrs. dallaswareagle ...wishing you a joyous golden shower. 
« Last Edit: June 02, 2014, 08:04:27 PM by chinook »
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2014, 02:22:44 PM »
Quote from: chinook on June 02, 2014, 02:17:23 PM
1st and foremost...

AUTIGER! wishing you copious amounts of fine cut Copenhagen and bottles of Double Dead Guy Ale. 

and let's not forget...

mrs. dallaswareagle ...wishing you a joyous golden shower.


Went home for lunch, I would say it was more creamy than golden.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2014, 03:18:17 PM »
Not sure how to respond.


So lets begin again.

Happy birthday to both of you!
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2014, 03:20:43 PM »
I know how to respond...

To one of them, "happy birthday and I want to be on you."

To the other, "happy birthday and I want to be in you."

I'll let you decide which is which.
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2014, 04:10:57 PM »
Happy days to bof you.
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2014, 04:40:34 PM »
Happy Birthday to you both!  I PMed one of you naked pichers of myself.  I'll let y'all decide which.
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2014, 04:52:14 PM »
yada yada yada birthday
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2014, 05:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 02, 2014, 04:40:34 PM
Happy Birthday to you both!  I PMed one of you naked pichers of myself.  I'll let y'all decide which.

She got got em.

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2014, 05:43:44 PM »
Happy Birthday



and



Happy Birthday
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2014, 05:54:11 PM »
Happy birthday to one and all from across the pond. Sounds like the safest place to be with Buzz in a giving mood.
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2014, 06:22:12 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2014, 05:40:12 PM
She got got em.



But I didn't send them to her.  Wait, what?
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2014, 07:14:15 PM »
Happy birthday, fuckers!
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2014, 10:02:28 PM »
Turn down the lights, put on some music, and squirt out some lube.  There's about to be some gay birthday sex.
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2014, 09:28:34 AM »
Happy lated be birthdays to you both.   :thumsup:
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Re: 2-fer on the Birthdays
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2014, 12:16:56 PM »
Oldddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
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