Bad jokes

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #40 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:11:05 PM »

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

wesfau2 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:23:32 PM »

No entries from THS?

This is his thread to shine in.

Kaos · « **Reply #42 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:42:44 PM »

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Scares the hell out of the dogs.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #43 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:48:12 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 30, 2014, 02:23:32 PM

No entries from THS?

This is his thread to shine in.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

To!

To who?

To whom.

The Six · « **Reply #44 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:50:40 PM »

What do you call a redheaded karate expert?

A Ginja.

Saniflush · « **Reply #45 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:51:07 PM »

How did Helen Keller lose her arms?

Trying to read stop signs.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #46 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:52:38 PM »

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They rearranged the furniture.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #47 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:53:39 PM »

A horse, a bull, and a jaguar walk into a bar...

...everyone got up and left because they recognized the danger in that situation.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:55:20 PM »

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him

Saniflush · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:55:53 PM »

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:56:33 PM »

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

The bad golfer goes "whack, damn!"

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #51 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:57:29 PM »

What was the last thing to go through Alexia's mind when she jumped off the building?

Her ankles.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:58:55 PM »

An old bull was standing on a hill surveying a herd of hot cows in the field below. A young bull comes up to him all excited and says, "Hey...hey...why don't we run down there and fuck one of those cows?"

The old bull looks at him and says, "No, why don't we walk down there and fuck em' all?"

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:59:50 PM »

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a child experiences a minute passing.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #54 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:00:53 PM »

Lorena Bobbit got a job doing the weather at the local TV station. They knew she was qualified because when Lorena says there will be 6 inches on the ground, you'd best believe it.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #55 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:01:51 PM »

The Bama couple stopped at 2 children because we heard that every 3rd child born in this world is Chinese.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #56 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:02:56 PM »

According to a recent survey, 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #57 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:05:28 PM »

Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? - Someone lost a quarter

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #58 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:07:50 PM »

How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #59 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:09:31 PM »

My girlfriend and I broke up... she said we could still be cousins though.