Bad jokes

Godfather · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:18:38 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 30, 2014, 01:06:37 PM

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WRONG!!! You would think so but it is actually the C

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:24:38 PM »

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

Saniflush · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:24:59 PM »

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

mommy partswaylo

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:25:41 PM »

What is a wok?

It's sumting you twow at a wabbit

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:26:20 PM »

What's round, hairy and sits on the wall?

Humpty mommy part

Ogre · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:27:30 PM »

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "Why the long face?"

Saniflush · « **Reply #26 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:28:06 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2014, 01:24:38 PM

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:28:55 PM »

What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

Mufasa

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:30:28 PM »

A Jew and a Gentile were walking down the street and saw this incredibly hot girl walk past. The Gentile said, "Boy, I'd like to fuck her." The Jew said, "Out of what?"

Ogre · « **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:30:35 PM »

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Gross!

Godfather · « **Reply #30 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:31:30 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on May 30, 2014, 01:27:30 PM

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "Why the long face?"

He replied "because my alcoholism is killing the family."

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:32:32 PM »

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little Old Lady

Little Old Lady Who?

I didn't know you could yodel.

Ogre · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:34:05 PM »

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Yes.

How did you get his little legs open?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:34:44 PM »

Why do women have two holes?

So you can carry them home like a 6-pack

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:36:08 PM »

What do you call the AIDS wing at Emory University Hospital?

Sick Fags Over Georgia

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:38:21 PM »

How did the Bammer find the sheep in the tall grass?

Satisfying

Godfather · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:40:40 PM »

What do you do with an Elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the Rhino

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:43:38 PM »

Does anyone need an ark?

I Noah guy

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:48:19 PM »

Why do Mexican low riders have those little bitty steering wheels?

It's the only way you can drive with handcuffs on

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:09:30 PM »

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because gorillas have big fingers.