Bad jokes

Kaos · « **on:** May 30, 2014, 11:56:30 AM »

Q: Why are lesbians so lazy?

A: They don't do d i c k.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:10:26 PM »

Q: What do you call two lesbians on their period?
A: Finger Painting

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:23:26 PM »

What's the difference between a tribe of smart pygmies and a female track team?

One is a group of cunning runts....

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:28:28 PM »

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:38:22 PM »

Q: What do you call a girl with only one leg?

A: Eileen

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:38:52 PM »

Q: What do you calla man with no arms and no legs

A: Matt

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:41:14 PM »

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:43:31 PM »

There were these two ducks sitting in a bathtub and one duck turns to the other duck and says, "Hey, could you pass me the soap?"

And the other duck says, "What do you think I am? A typewriter?"

Kaos · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:44:26 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on May 30, 2014, 12:38:22 PM

Q: What do you call a girl with only one leg?

A: Eileen

What do you call her if she's Asian ?

A: Irene

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:46:27 PM »

What do you call a computer that sings?

Adell

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:48:07 PM »

Why do cowboys have wiener dogs for pets?

They like to get along little doggy.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:54:15 PM »

Q: How do you keep little Johnny from running around in circles?

A: Nail his other foot to the floor

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:55:40 PM »

***racial warning***

Q How do you keep the little black boy from jumping on the bed

A: Put velcro on the ceiling

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:05:38 PM »

Q: Why did Tigger put his head in the toilet?

A: He was looking for Pooh.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:06:15 PM »

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:06:37 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 30, 2014, 01:06:15 PM

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?

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Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:11:53 PM »

What do you get if you run over a bird with a lawn mower?

Shredded Tweet.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:15:04 PM »

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"
The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:16:17 PM »

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?He wipes his butt.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:17:55 PM »

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.