Every Jacob Coker Play from 2013

[Snaggletiger]

Signed,

JamesParkerDUIWilsonGingerMcConcussionElroyAJMcTraitorFuckerMcTatsMcFifthRoundGreatestEvah

[WiregrassTiger]

Tha fudge?  I just wasted several minutes of my life watching Jacob Coker dink and dunk shootty, poorly thrown passes.  Missed screens, interceptions out the ass, throwing behind receivers 5 yards away....

This is what all the hype has been about?  I've said this before.  He may be turn out to be the greatest thing since houndstooth.  But this is a 3 star kid out of HS who barely has average stats playing two years in a mop up role.  Bama may win em' their 483rd Nayshunal Champeenship, but it won't be because of this guy.

I will need to read what someone who actually knows something about football has to say and evaluate more game film before I make my final assessment.

[Snaggletiger]

I will need to read what someone who actually knows something about football has to say and evaluate more game film before I make my final assessment.

Well, since the video above is EVERY pass he's ever thrown.....

[WiregrassTiger]

Well, since the video above is EVERY pass he's ever thrown.....

What I was trying to say, with a little tact and diplomacy, is that you usually don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[Snaggletiger]

What I was trying to say, with a little tact and diplomacy, is that you usually don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Usually.  That doesn't mean always.  So, there are those rare times of clarity.  And this is most definitely one of them.  I know football....when I'm not doing meth.

[WiregrassTiger]

All b.s. aside about Coker. If Kiffin wins with him, it may be ranked up there with the job than Malzahn did with a rag-armed Todd. I cannot see how he could have truly pushed Winston for the starting job.

[Snaggletiger]

All b.s. aside about Coker. If Kiffin wins with him, it may be ranked up there with the job than Malzahn did with a rag-armed Todd. I cannot see how he could have truly pushed Winston for the starting job.

I honestly don't think there was ever a competition. (Not that I followed the FSU QB race).  Like was said earlier, probably just the corches not letting Captain Crabclaw get complacent. 

The one thing in his favor is he'll be on the field...if he wins the job...with players from the last five #1 recruiting classes in the nation.  That's what makes the job Malzahn did with Todd X1,000 better. With Coker or McTat or The Concussed Kid...it's "Just don't fuck it up."

[Buzz Killington]

I will need to read what someone who actually knows something about football has to say and evaluate more game film before I make my final assessment.

Thanks, Eugene

[WiregrassTiger]

Thanks, Eugene

No question about it.

[Kaos]

Listening to some clown on the radio.  Caller says that bama fans should remember 2010 and how Auburn coaches claimed the race between cam and trotter was neck and neck.

Host:
I think it's a little too early to be comparing Coker to a heisman winner.

The whooshing sound I heard was the point flying right over his head. The slurping sound I heard was the host gobbling down another crimson load.