Manziel Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit

AUChizad · « **on:** May 23, 2014, 09:40:38 AM »

Can't be real...can it?

Even if this is purely fictitious, it's comedy gold.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:48:31 AM »

Samantha Schacher is Co-Host on 'Dr Drew On Call' on HLN.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:49:08 AM »

Jurdureon Clowney has a nine inch penis?

AUChizad · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:49:14 AM »

By the way, this is who filed the suit.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1836923/

Kaos · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:52:12 AM »

Her "address" is CNN studios in Atlanta.

The original dupe who put this out should have done half a second of research.

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BREAKING: Johnny Manziel sued for sexual harassment; plaintiff seeks $25 million http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel â€¦

He needs to be ridiculed unmercifully.

Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:52:55 AM »

That address is also the address for the CNN center where HLN is part of the Turner Broadcasting Network. So if it is a joke it is pretty elaborate and well thought out.

Godfather · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2014, 09:54:35 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 23, 2014, 09:52:12 AM

Her "address" is CNN studios in Atlanta.

The original dupe who put this out should have done half a second of research.

Darren Heitner âœ” @DarrenHeitner
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BREAKING: Johnny Manziel sued for sexual harassment; plaintiff seeks $25 million http://www.scribd.com/doc/225775703/Samantha-Schacher-v-Johnny-Manziel â€¦

He needs to be ridiculed unmercifully.

Yeah CNN center owned by Turner Broadcasting, also owner of the HLN network which is were the girl works for, as co host with Dr. Drew.

So I would say the opposite actually.

Sounds to me more like a jilted ex who got pissed at Johnny and wanted to embarrass him.

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:02:08 AM »

I know one thing, putting "a hotdog bun between his penis" had to hurt like hell!
I mean how do you get that much bread up your dick hole?

AUChizad · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:02:50 AM »

It has been confirmed that the lawsuit is real and was filed in federal court.

Obviously, the allegations are hilariously made up. It seems unlikely that Samantha Schacher actually filed the suit.

Lawyers, do you have to confirm you are who you say you are to file a suit?

AUChizad · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:03:11 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 23, 2014, 10:02:08 AM

I know one thing, putting "a hotdog bun between his penis" had to hurt like hell!
I mean how do you get that much bread up your dick hole?

Google meatotomy.

Or don't.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:06:43 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 23, 2014, 10:03:11 AM

Google meatotomy.

Or don't.

Good God, man. How would you know this?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:10:05 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 23, 2014, 10:02:50 AM

Lawyers, do you have to confirm you are who you say you are to file a suit?

Yes, it has always been my experience in federal proceedings that the plaintiff must take a DNA test and bring a photo I.d.

AUChizad · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:10:57 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2014, 10:06:43 AM

Good God, man. How would you know this?

College, man. Experimental times.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:12:27 AM »

That shit is funny...

Godfather · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:19:39 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2014, 10:06:43 AM

Good God, man. How would you know this?

Don't act like you didn't.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:26:35 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 23, 2014, 10:10:57 AM

College, man. Experimental times.

You experimented by sucking one of these?

AUChizad · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:29:34 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 23, 2014, 10:26:35 AM

You experimented by sucking one of these?

Gross, man. No.

By splitting my dick nearly in half starting at the pee-hole and hollowing it out so that another man can put his penis inside mine like a snake eating another snake.

Don't be a sicko.

CCTAU · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2014, 10:32:02 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on May 23, 2014, 10:02:08 AM

I know one thing, putting "a hotdog bun between his penis" had to hurt like hell!
I mean how do you get that much bread up your dick hole?

"Nick, The Dick"!

AUChizad · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2014, 12:39:56 PM »

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@SamSchacher
It's 100% a hoax people, the serial filer's name is Jonathan Lee Riches: http://www.tmz.com/category/tmzsports â€¦

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:02:47 PM »

On a separate note this was on TMZ's site ...