Turned on SportsCenter and instead found Alabama playing Nebraska in softball.
Never seen an uglier group of cows masquerading as "women" in my life as there are on the Alabama roster. 90% of them look like pudgy pie-faced, stump-legged dwarves. The ones that aren't dwarfish and bloated have hillbilly mountain-boy faces. Jesus Hoozah, these are some ugly ass girls.
They're a pack of buffalo hogs.