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Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« on: May 21, 2014, 04:42:19 PM »
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2014, 05:00:37 PM »
What a bunch of douche bags.  Was that supposed to be funny?
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2014, 05:22:28 PM »
That is why you hire people to take care of that for you.

If Charles' bodyguard takes care of it, nobody cares. If Charles takes care of, big lawsuit.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2014, 05:26:09 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2014, 05:00:37 PM
What a bunch of douche bags.  Was that supposed to be funny?
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2014, 05:00:37 PM
What a bunch of douche bags.  Was that supposed to be funny?
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2014, 05:00:37 PM
What a bunch of douche bags.  Was that supposed to be funny?
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2014, 05:00:37 PM
What a bunch of douche bags.  Was that supposed to be funny?
Times a billion.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2014, 05:26:42 PM »
At least it was funnier than Key and Peele.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2014, 05:35:20 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 21, 2014, 05:26:42 PM
At least it was funnier than Key and Peele.
Racist.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2014, 06:08:13 PM »
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2014, 06:15:58 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 21, 2014, 05:35:20 PM
Racist.
If you have a problem with me, just come out and say it. Or send me a PM. I'm not a racist. I have lived in the same county with members of other races for most of my life.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2014, 08:33:42 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2014, 05:00:37 PM
What a bunch of douche bags.  Was that supposed to be funny?

I'm sure they'll spend weeks giggling about how they ruined Charles Barkley's five minutes. 
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2014, 09:34:46 PM »
That's hilarious...

"Y'all trying to get me to say something on film."
"Hey, Tiny, get these stupid pieces of shit, mutha fuckers outta my fuckin face."
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2014, 12:13:21 AM »
Gay.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2014, 08:37:05 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 21, 2014, 06:08:13 PM
It's ok. He took it back.

Come to think of it, grandma was pretty racist.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2014, 09:01:36 AM »
I gotta get me a bodyguard for just those situations.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2014, 09:10:48 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 21, 2014, 06:08:13 PM
It's ok. He took it back.

For Life.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2014, 09:52:09 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 21, 2014, 06:15:58 PM
If you have a problem with me, just come out and say it. Or send me a PM. I'm not a racist. I have lived in the same county with members of other races for most of my life.
I bet some of your best friends are black, too.

Racist.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2014, 10:21:26 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 22, 2014, 09:52:09 AM
I bet some of your best friends are black, too.

Racist.
Actually, not many. But would it make any difference if I happen to be of color?
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2014, 10:32:31 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 22, 2014, 10:21:26 AM
Actually, not many. But would it make any difference if I happen to be of color?

I'm a colored man.

Sani is a collards man.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2014, 10:34:39 AM »
I'm black from the waist down.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshit
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2014, 11:00:57 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 22, 2014, 10:34:39 AM
I'm black from the waist down.

Being good with photoshop has its advantages...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
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Re: Charles Teaches How to Handle Bullshoot
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2014, 11:24:24 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 22, 2014, 10:21:26 AM
Actually, not many. But would it make any difference if I happen to be of color?
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