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Come On, Swain
« on: May 21, 2014, 10:03:09 AM »
al dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. article says nothing new except that we should know about Come on, Swain by weeks end.  I would really love to have this guy in the rotation. I think if he gets back in good graces, we've got a pretty solid LB unit, especially if Kenny Flowers keeps getting better.

Linebacker Anthony Swain's status at Auburn appears to still be up in the air after missing spring drills.

Swain missed all 15 practices due to a non-injury issue, which should be cleared up this week, Auburn coach Gus Malzahn said Tuesday.

"I'm going to know something probably by the end of the day Friday on Anthony," Malzahn said before a speaking engagement in Fort Walton Beach on Tuesday.

Coaches remained mum on the details of Swain's absence. The rising junior played a big part in the Tigers' defense as a reserve last season.

"Right now, he's working on some things through the semester that have got to be taken care of before we can even approach him," defensive coordinator Ellis Johnson said on March 27.

The first summer semester at Auburn started Friday. The Tigers conducted their first summer meeting as a team Thursday and began summer workouts Monday.

Swain played both weak and middle linebacker for the Tigers in 2013. He had a team-best eight tackles in a 30-22 victory against Ole Miss after replacing injured starter Cassanova McKinzy at weakside linebacker. He also recovered a fumble and had four tackles against Florida State.

He gained national attention Nov. 1 when he abruptly fell to the turf in the end zone late in the third quarter at Arkansas. ESPN announcers and fans accused the then-sophomore of faking an injury to slow down Arkansas' offense, which was threatening to score after running a swinging-gate play to pick up a first down near the goal line.

Auburn coaches and Swain both denied the accusations. "We don't fake injuries," Swain said Jan. 4. "I was actually hurt."

The 6-foot-2, 249-pound Gadsden native played in all 14 games last season and had 26 tackles with one for a loss.

Auburn combated depth issues at linebacker by moving safety Khari Harding to weakside linebacker midway through the spring. Justin Garrett, who practiced at Star safety, could also move to weakside linebacker if needed.
 
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 03:00:27 PM »
He gone
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 03:24:36 PM »
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2014, 04:34:32 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2014, 04:50:15 PM »

Gus is not BSing.

Well, this isn't Georgia.
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2014, 11:55:56 AM »
Anyone got an update on Come on, Swain?  Can't find anything new on it today but a buddy told me this weekend he read where he's back in good graces.   
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2014, 01:03:07 PM »
Anyone got an update on Come on, Swain?  Can't find anything new on it today but a buddy told me this weekend he read where he's back in good graces.   
On May 22, there was this:

He gone
You be the judge of the source. I haven't talked to any of my inside sources but the early speculation was that he would not be with us in the fall.
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2014, 01:05:46 PM »
On May 22, there was this:
You be the judge of the source. I haven't talked to any of my inside sources but the early speculation was that he would not be with us in the fall.

You've got my digits but you haven't called.

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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2014, 01:13:31 PM »
You've got my digits but you haven't called.
I accidentally called 867-5309 and found someone that I could turn to. I hope she doesn't change her number. I got her number on the wall. Good time. I probably shouldn't give her name.
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2014, 02:59:31 PM »
I accidentally called 867-5309 and found someone that I could turn to. I hope she doesn't change her number. I got her number on the wall. Good time. I probably shouldn't give her name.
I think her area code is 713 now
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2014, 01:39:12 AM »
I accidentally called 867-5309 and found someone that I could turn to. I hope she doesn't change her number. I got her number on the wall. Good time. I probably shouldn't give her name.

Jennay got the aids and died.

No need to call any longer.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2014, 06:43:05 PM »
He gone
Auburn linebacker allowed to rejoin team
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Brandon Marcello | bmarcello@al.com By  Brandon Marcello | bmarcello@al.com   
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on May 28, 2014 at 5:06 PM, updated May 28, 2014 at 5:07 PM
DESTIN, Florida -- Linebacker Anthony Swain has been reinstated with the team at Auburn and will rejoin the team for workouts, coach Gus Malzahn confirmed Wednesday.

Swain missed all 15 practices in the spring due to a non-injury issue, which was cleared up late last week. Malzahn did not go into specifics on why Swain was not with the team in the spring.

"He'll be back, probably Monday," Malzahn said.

The rising junior played a big part in the Tigers' defense as a reserve last season.

"Right now, he's working on some things through the semester that have got to be taken care of before we can even approach him," defensive coordinator Ellis Johnson said on March 27.

The Tigers conducted their first summer meeting as a team Thursday and began summer workouts Monday.

Swain played both weak and middle linebacker for the Tigers in 2013. He had a team-best eight tackles in a 30-22 victory against Ole Miss after replacing injured starter Cassanova McKinzy at weakside linebacker. He also recovered a fumble and had four tackles against Florida State.

He gained national attention Nov. 1 when he abruptly fell to the turf in the end zone late in the third quarter at Arkansas. ESPN announcers and fans accused the then-sophomore of faking an injury to slow down Arkansas' offense, which was threatening to score after running a swinging-gate play to pick up a first down near the goal line.

Auburn coaches and Swain both denied the accusations. "We don't fake injuries," Swain said Jan. 4. "I was actually hurt."

The 6-foot-2, 249-pound Gadsden native played in all 14 games last season and had 26 tackles with one for a loss.

Auburn combated depth issues at linebacker by moving safety Khari Harding to weakside linebacker midway through the spring. Justin Garrett, who practiced at Star safety, could also move to weakside linebacker if needed.
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2014, 06:51:00 PM »
He stay?
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2014, 08:05:01 PM »
He back.
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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2014, 09:22:51 PM »
Actually he's gone again.


He asked for a charger. The coaches agreed.

But when he got his charger, it was for an iPhone.


Negotiations have broke off.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2014, 09:40:46 PM »
Actually he's gone again.


He asked for a charger. The coaches agreed.

But when he got his charger, it was for an iPhone 6


Negotiations have broke off.
Pawwl, I's thankin Tim Cook is da bag man.  Whachuthink?  (I'll hang up n lissen)
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2014, 06:31:03 AM »
Actually he's gone again.


He asked for a charger. The coaches agreed.

But when he got his charger, it was for an iPhone.


Negotiations have broke off.

PAWLLLLL, I know who da bag man is...

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2014, 09:26:47 AM »
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2014, 07:06:39 PM »
PAWLLLLL, I know who da bag man is...



The champagne I just spit all over my iPad was expensive, motherfucker. You owe me a glass.
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Re: Come On, Swain
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2014, 02:32:35 PM »
Swain can cover, that's why I'm so happy to have him back.
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