I just wanted to let you know that I feel REALLY good about my fla lottery number in tonight's drawing. It is a new combination of several of my lucky numbers. I even have $20 worth of quick picks as an insurance policy.
When it happens, I'm sure I will come on here, stir up trouble and call you all a bunch of low-rent scumbag, dumbass, wannabes before I leave this place for good. This would be a typical reaction from me and I just want to let you know beforehand that it's not just the money talking.
I know how much I will be missed, etc. yadda yadda. Good luck to you too and all. Whatever.