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Heads Up
« on: May 14, 2014, 08:41:13 AM »
I just wanted to let you know that I feel REALLY good about my fla lottery number in tonight's drawing. It is a new combination of several of my lucky numbers. I even have $20 worth of quick picks as an insurance policy.

When it happens, I'm sure I will come on here, stir up trouble and call you all a bunch of low-rent scumbag, dumbass, wannabes before I leave this place for good. This would be a typical reaction from me and I just want to let you know beforehand that it's not just the money talking.

I know how much I will be missed, etc. yadda yadda. Good luck to you too and all. Whatever.
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Re: Heads Up
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2014, 09:08:12 AM »
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Re: Heads Up
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2014, 09:13:13 AM »
I was envisioning this....

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Heads Up
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2014, 09:22:00 AM »
You picked the same numbers I did?
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Re: Heads Up
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2014, 09:50:57 AM »
What would you do with a million dollars?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Heads Up
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2014, 09:58:06 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2014, 09:50:57 AM
What would you do with a million dollars?


« Last Edit: May 14, 2014, 10:00:32 AM by dallaswareagle »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Heads Up
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2014, 11:35:58 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2014, 09:50:57 AM
What would you do with a million dollars?

Have a case of fresh picked tomatoes sent to the Kaos household every morning.
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Re: Heads Up
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2014, 01:28:31 PM »
« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 02:00:47 PM by Godfather »
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Re: Heads Up
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2014, 01:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 15, 2014, 01:28:31 PM
-65 for running Buzz's setup.


What's my total up too? or down too?
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