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New College Football League in India

New College Football League in India
« on: May 07, 2014, 10:08:56 PM »
http://www.efli.com/season2/news-and-media/item/216-efli_announces_university_teams_and_uniform_preview

I think I'll root for the Lovely Profesional University Tigers.  War Damn Lovely Profesional University Tigers!
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2014, 10:16:19 PM »
What division are the Bangalore Convenience Store Clerks in?
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2014, 10:19:53 PM »
What division are the Bangalore Convenience Store Clerks in?

Are they the rivals of the Hyderabad Cab Drivers?
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2014, 06:57:50 AM »
From the "we got too damn much money" category.



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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2014, 08:52:22 AM »
Can't wait to see the cheers they come up with for Lakshmi Narain College of Technology.
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2014, 11:45:08 AM »
Dem locker rooms gonna be smellin mighty bad.  :haha: :haha:
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2014, 12:21:19 PM »
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2014, 12:23:18 PM »
Live scrimmage

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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2014, 12:48:25 PM »
Wonder how eligibility works over there and if they have any foreign exchange programs? Even at 35 I know I could flat out dominate over there, become a national sports hero, and be adored by all the young Indian coeds.
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2014, 12:49:43 PM »
And after the game we will all meet at the DQ for a $5 buck lunch.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2014, 02:42:11 PM »
A place Jake can turn pro. (back up)
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2014, 03:49:44 PM »
Everyone has shit your pants speed (or maybe it's the vindaloo curry).
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2014, 07:19:40 PM »
Wonder how eligibility works over there and if they have any foreign exchange programs? Even at 35 I know I could flat out dominate over there, become a national sports hero, and be adored by all the young Indian coeds.
Pretty simple rules, I would imagine.

If you haven't been eaten by a tiger or died (or left seriously and permanently disfigured) by a herd of angry elephants that ransacked your village in the middle of the night, you're eligible to play.
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2014, 12:57:13 AM »
Pretty simple rules, I would imagine.

If you haven't been eaten by a tiger or died (or left seriously and permanently disfigured) by a herd of angry elephants that ransacked your village in the middle of the night, you're eligible to play.

Plus you gets timeouts whenever a cow wanders onto the field. Unless the cow is actually your reincarnated grandmother, in which case it's a ten yard penalty and loss of down.
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2014, 07:46:16 AM »
Plus you gets timeouts whenever a cow wanders onto the field. Unless the cow is actually your reincarnated grandmother, in which case it's a ten yard penalty and loss of down.
No time outs to take tea?
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2014, 02:53:30 PM »
No time outs to take tea?

Tea is served promptly at 4:00.  That's the halftime show.
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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2014, 03:03:49 PM »
An education is an education. Where do I send my boy's video!
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2014, 03:10:10 PM »
An education is an education. Where do I send my boy's video!

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Re: New College Football League in India
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2014, 06:36:05 PM »
What? No DQ!

Damn scratch off dots...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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