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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2014, 12:33:28 PM »
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2014, 12:36:49 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 12:32:39 PM
Just ironic that the guy is stealing food when he can now have steak and lobster every day on FSU's dime.

Doesn't take effect till August.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2014, 01:04:41 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 12:32:39 PM
Just ironic that the guy is stealing food when he can now have steak and lobster every day on FSU's dime.
I think he was referring to Godfather.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2014, 01:07:51 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 12:29:29 PM


The best part is the crab silhouettes on the helmet.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2014, 01:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 12:32:39 PM
Just ironic that the guy is stealing food when he can now have steak and lobster every day on FSU's dime.

F$U's bagman says he could have every day anyway
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2014, 01:13:10 PM »
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2014, 01:46:52 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 10:59:02 AM
Such a shellfish act on his part
Leviticus 11:10 “And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you.”
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2014, 02:16:51 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2014, 02:38:57 PM »
This thread =  #winning
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2014, 02:43:00 PM »
This isn't the first time he's done stupid shit like this.

Hell, didn't he get in trouble for stealing soda from a Burger King by using a bunch of ketchup cups? 
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2014, 02:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2014, 02:43:00 PM
This isn't the first time he's done stupid shit like this.

Hell, didn't he get in trouble for stealing soda from a Burger King by using a bunch of ketchup cups?

Where did you hear that?
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2014, 02:51:32 PM »
At least he didn't give that poor girl he raped... crabs.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2014, 02:53:29 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2014, 02:43:00 PM
This isn't the first time he's done stupid shit like this.

Hell, didn't he get in trouble for stealing soda from a Burger King by using a bunch of ketchup cups?

Ketchup comes in cups?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2014, 02:54:52 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 02:53:29 PM
Ketchup comes in cups?

They were doing soda shots
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2014, 02:58:08 PM »
I bet he walks on this charge, First sideways then backwards.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2014, 03:13:12 PM »


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2014, 03:28:07 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 02:50:49 PM
Where did you hear that?

http://tracking.si.com/2013/11/27/jameis-winston-bb-gun-burger-king-florida-state-college-football/

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The 19-year-old Winston and other FSU players were questioned in November 2012 after 13 windows were broken at an apartment complex following a BB gun battle near the team’s stadium, the Associated Press reported Wednesday based on records obtained from Tallahassee city officials through a Freedom of Information request.

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The second incident that was made public on Wednesday indicates a Burger King employee called police to report Winston was stealing soda. Winston allegedly entered the Burger King with three other men, did not order food and starting using ketchup cups to fill with soda. He was never questioned by police because the owner of the Burger King restaurant decided not to prosecute.

The guy is a moron. 
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
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