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Dem Crabs were asking for it....

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2014, 05:22:22 PM »
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2014, 05:24:03 PM »


Damn it, man.  Diet Pepsi stings like hell when comes out of your nose.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2014, 05:33:52 PM »
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2014, 08:34:10 PM »
Pinched from a friend.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2014, 11:25:54 PM »
Just some more legs he'll have to force open.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #45 on: April 30, 2014, 11:39:36 PM »
Just some more legs he'll have to force open.

He really is a shellfish person. 
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2014, 01:36:49 AM »
The support for Jameis Winston is already starting...


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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2014, 03:19:32 PM »

hide yo' wife.

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2014, 07:29:42 PM »
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2014, 02:18:38 PM »
Apparently Winston is too stupid to realize that Publix has security footage.

First, he told reporters that he usually goes to Winn Dixie and there you pay at the seafood department. Wrong, the Publix seafood guy has stated that he is a regular at the seafood department, "comes in all the time."
Second, he told reporters that he didn't realize that he hadn't paid for seafood, because he'd bought other stuff too, until he was already on his way to his apartment. Wrong, footage shows him carrying his seafood along with butter to the side of the security guard and around him to the exit. Employees saw him carrying it out, as well as the manager, but didn't say anything because they thought he was going to get a buggy, but when he didn't return, that's when they brought it to the police's attention.
Third, he said that he left the butter in his cart. Wrong, footage shows he did no such thing.

I hope they keep asking him questions.


http://archive.tallahassee.com/interactive/article/20140505/NEWS/140505014/Investigator-Jameis-Winston-avoided-store-security-see-LCSO-documents?gcheck=%5B%271%27%5D&nclick_check=%5B%271%27%5D&fullsite=true
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2014, 02:30:59 PM »
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Winston completed his 20 hours of community service on Sunday afternoon and was reinstated back onto the baseball team following a suspension.

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #51 on: May 06, 2014, 02:37:37 PM »
Winston completed his 20 hours of community service on Sunday afternoon and was reinstated back onto the baseball team following a suspension.


Who name theirs daughter "Community service"?
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #52 on: May 06, 2014, 02:41:39 PM »
They said he even completed his 20 hours of community service at a YMCA.  I'm sure lifting some weights, going for a swim and banging milfs really taught him a lesson. 

Florida State is going balls out on this one.  Pretty have said "Fuck all y'all and your laws." 
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #53 on: May 06, 2014, 04:21:50 PM »
They said he even completed his 20 hours of community service at a YMCA.  I'm sure lifting some weights, going for a swim and banging milfs really taught him a lesson. 

Florida State is going balls out on this one.  Pretty have said "Fuck all y'all and your laws."


Why not? The NCAA is a paper tiger. They will never go after the big University's, let someone screw up that they can sacrifice and they will pounce and beat their chest.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #54 on: May 06, 2014, 04:33:04 PM »
WOTSkreets.  TIFWIW.  TGIF.  LOL

Certain players were regulars in that Pube Licks and free stuff was understood. They forgot to tell the new guy. 

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #55 on: May 06, 2014, 04:59:35 PM »
Meat man at Publix here in Gulf Breeze next to Andrews Ints. We have a lot more famous athletes than jameass. You bet your ass we made sure RGIII pay for his special order of chicken feet. Now I can hook a tigerxer up tho.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #56 on: May 06, 2014, 05:59:34 PM »
Meat man at Publix here in Gulf Breeze next to Andrews Ints. We have a lot more famous athletes than jameass. You bet your ass we made sure RGIII pay for his special order of chicken feet. Now I can hook a tigerxer up tho.
I will be remembering this for next time imma be in Gulf Breeze.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #57 on: May 06, 2014, 06:11:25 PM »

Why not? The NCAA is a paper tiger. They will never go after the big University's, let someone screw up that they can sacrifice and they will pounce and beat their chest.
I am an Internet tiger and I pounce on that ass. I don't feel the need to beat my chest, however, I do with my meat.
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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2014, 06:38:04 PM »
WOTSkreets.  TIFWIW.  TGIF.  LOL

Certain players were regulars in that Pube Licks and free stuff was understood. They forgot to tell the new guy. 

BLT

I heard that on a radio show, but I don't buy it.  If so, Jameis wouldn't have been acting like a shady thief while walking out of the store. 

And for those calling the NCAA a paper tiger - What a disservice to these kids.  Yes, they are glorified celebrities put in the spotlight and demanded to perform so that other people can make millions upon millions of dollars.  I get it.  It's a flawed system.  But these are still very, very young people who are mostly coming from difficult backgrounds and are being given the opportunity to become upstanding citizens.  Here you have someone who obviously had little home training for whatever reason and jumped from po'kid from Bessemer to American royalty. 

College sports used to strive to truly prepare young men and women to be leaders.  Then it became all about winning and the dollar...now it's about what?  It seems like it's about image.  If it was really about wins and payouts, then this would need to be addressed strictly because without Winston, Auburn is the 2013 champs.  So it's not really about wins and losses and dollars and payouts, it's about maintaining a consistently safe and friendly image where bad things are swept away in order to keep gaining new viewers and new advertisements. 

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Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2014, 07:25:21 PM »
Who name theirs daughter "Community service"?
There was a girl back in high school who should have been named this. She definitely serviced this community, and a couple of others to boot.
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