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Take Cover
« on: April 29, 2014, 09:46:24 AM »
Anyone affected by these storms so far?  Just read there have been a total of 28 killed in the last two days.  15 of those in Little Rock.  To this point, we've just had a bunch of wind, a little rain and a bunch of lightning.  Looks like most of it will stay north of us...hopefully.  But, there's still supposed to be some bad stuff coming through the state today. 
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2014, 09:59:32 AM »
I have been working feverishly to build a storm shelter in my attic.
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2014, 10:08:49 AM »


Watch out for Jumbo.
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2014, 12:50:27 PM »


Watch out for Jumbo.

 :civic:  They'll never catch him.
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2014, 01:59:22 PM »
Yawl be safe, lows 70's no humidity means 4:08 tee time.

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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2014, 02:00:28 PM »
Wiped out a church and fire station in Kimberly about 10 miles north of me.  Feel lucky, the last time it hit Fultondale about 10 miles south of me.  Sure hope we are not next.
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2014, 02:50:33 PM »
Wiped out a church and fire station in Kimberly about 10 miles north of me.  Feel lucky, the last time it hit Fultondale about 10 miles south of me.  Sure hope we are not next.

That's called bracketing when calling in naval gunfire. 
I think I would sell.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2014, 02:57:52 PM »

Wiped out a church and fire station in Kimberly about 10 miles north of me.  Feel lucky, the last time it hit Fultondale about 10 miles south of me.  Sure hope we are not next.

That's called bracketing when calling in naval gunfire. 
I think I would sell.

That's the navy.
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2014, 03:01:19 PM »
For some of you looking for a new line of work, these guys are looking for distributors:

http://www.smartsheltersinc.com/
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2014, 03:36:03 PM »
For some of you looking for a new line of work, these guys are looking for distributors:

http://www.smartsheltersinc.com/
Thats great right up until the time the tornado flips your car over and you are trapped underneath while the flooding happens and you drown to death.
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2014, 03:40:34 PM »
Thats great right up until the time the tornado flips your car over and you are trapped underneath while the flooding happens and you drown to death.

Maybe we can sell the bilge pump add on.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2014, 03:51:12 PM »
Thats great right up until the time the tornado flips your car over and you are trapped underneath while the flooding happens and you drown to death.

I'd survive.

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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2014, 04:28:58 PM »
Man you people are some picky ass bastages.

Maybe this would be more your speed:
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2014, 04:34:52 PM »
Possible flooding is why I chose the attic for my storm shelter. And, I had more room.
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2014, 04:39:31 PM »
This one is for Chizad and AWK:


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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2014, 05:14:05 PM »
This one is for Chizad and AWK:



How'd you get a tape of Bottomfeeder and his girlfriend?
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2014, 05:19:31 PM »
This one is for Chizad and AWK:


Haha.  They had fun.
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2014, 06:15:26 AM »
How'd you get a tape of Bottomfeeder and his girlfriend?

I did not see the first square cat in that video.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2014, 09:38:12 AM »
Well, that was a fun night.  Warning sirens went off 4 times.  Thunder and lightning show all through the night and still going on.  Reports are we had a couple of twisters touch down 10-15 miles south of us. 

BTW, AUTiger1 got hit pretty good.  Some structural damage at the house and two vehicles torn up.  Said there were some deaths and some others missing close to their home.
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Re: Take Cover
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2014, 09:42:09 AM »
Aunty Em! Toto! It's a twister... It's a twister!
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