Ticket advice

[The Six]

Ticket Attorney...look into it.

Did. Would cost more than pleading not guilty and getting the full set of fines and fees levied.

[Godfather]

Did. Would cost more than pleading not guilty and getting the full set of fines and fees levied.

Who the hell did you call Snaggle?

Seriously, I have a used a Ticket Attorney for my last 3 tickets. My last ticket was going to be $180 or I could pay $50 and then go to 3 hr class for the points (my time is worth money and I sure as hell wasn't doing that.)

Ticket Attorney was $110 and $65 for court costs.  No points... no hassle, just gave him my CC#.  Thank you come again!

[Godfather]

http://theticketclinic.com/sem/index.php

Call these guys.

[AUJarhead]

Did the cop call your wife a dumbass?

[DnATL]

Was she hot?

Did you swat her like no swat team can?

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said, "Get out and spread your legs"
And then she copped a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
(Was she pretty)
Boy, I'm telling you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said, "What's up, now suck my dick"

[Saniflush]

Did the cop call your wife a dumbass?

I've heard those are good at the dry walling.

[Token]

Got a ticket for block an intersection on the way to a conference with the Mrs. a couple weeks ago. When I started into the intersection, the light was green and I didn't see any reason to think I wouldn't make it through before the light change. Well, half of me didn't. Pulled over. Cited. Moved along.

Now I'm weighing my options. I can A)Plead guilty, pay the fine, whatever; B)Plead not guilty, file an affidavit for defense and hope for the best; or C)Please No Contest and hope for the best.

I'm a little fuzzy on the difference between B & C. Any advice would be much appreciated as I prepare to take on THA LAWWWWWWWW.

Come on, six. You know good and damn well that light was yellow when you started through it. Lights don't go from green to red. The cop was a dickhead for even writing the ticket, so you can damn well bet that dickhead cop will show up to court and swear before a judge that he is telling the truth. Personally, I'd pay the ticket BEFORE court and go on with my life.

[Townhallsavoy]

I was pulling through. Car in front brakes and let's people pulling out of blockbuster parking lot to enter the congestion. Causes me to stop with the back half of the car stuck in the intersection. Light changes. Officer sitting on side flashes lights, exits vehicle with hand on pistol and motions me to pull into her parking lot. Ticketed. Told to move on and have a "better day" 10 mins. later. Was not a good afternoon.

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA just wait a god damn minute.

Blockbuster still has stores? 

[Godfather]

Did the cop call your wife a dumbass?

Did he look like Poncherello?

[AWK]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA just wait a god damn minute.

Blockbuster still has stores?

Motherfuckin' Movie Gallery Stadium.