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Saniflush

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The toe licker
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:12:13 AM »
turns 31.  Happy birthday man.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2014, 08:57:03 AM »
Happy Birthday kiddo.  I remember 31 like it was yesterday two touchdowns ago
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2014, 09:26:12 AM »
Hope you get/give the best pedicure ever today.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 09:36:32 AM »
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2014, 10:05:47 AM »
Happy birthday.
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2014, 11:16:16 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 11:25:31 AM »
Thanks all.  Be getting old as shit, but it is better than the alternative.
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 11:27:58 AM »
Quote from: AWK on April 15, 2014, 11:25:31 AM
Thanks all.  Be getting old as shit, but it is better than the alternative.

Benjamin Button disease?
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2014, 11:33:17 AM »
Happy Birthday cutie.
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2014, 11:47:05 AM »
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2014, 12:29:18 PM »
Things will start to become more clear, yet seem more blurry.

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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2014, 03:09:29 PM »
How appropriate that your birthday is on tax day.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2014, 03:20:31 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 15, 2014, 03:09:29 PM
How appropriate that your birthday is on tax day.
Oh sweet irony!
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2014, 05:16:38 PM »
Happy Birthday fuckface!  May Spencer lick your taint!
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2014, 05:41:49 PM »
AUTigerCourt and her Marine boyfriend wanted me to wish you a happy birthday.
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2014, 06:30:35 PM »
hAPPY bIRTHDAY! 

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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2014, 08:11:14 PM »
Happy birthday, dude!
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Re: The toe licker
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2014, 11:39:40 PM »
I'm sending you some graham crackers. Holy shit, you were just a baby when we met!!!

Love you, sugar. Hope you have a great day!!
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