Thanks fuckers

[Saniflush]

Oh, thanks for the heavy duty butt fucking I am taking today on my taxes .

[Ogre]

This year was a walk in the park compared to last year, but I still had to stroke a check for a little over $1100.  I hope WiregrassTiger doesn't spend it all in one place.

[Saniflush]

This year was a walk in the park compared to last year, but I still had to stroke a check for a little over $1100.  I hope WiregrassTiger doesn't spend it all in one place.

Oh that almost covers what I sent to the state.....that state.

[Snaggletiger]

I'm using my refund to build a deck on the back of my house. I'm going to use that Trex decking because it looks great and lasts forever. 

[WiregrassTiger]

You self-absorbed bitches need to quit complaining about helping those in need.

[Snaggletiger]

I'll be able to have so many more people over for my cookouts once the deck is finished.

Hey Snags, nice deck.

Thanks Bill.  Glad you like it.  Toss me another beer.

Here ya' go.  Say, how did you afford Trex decking anyway?

Tax refund.  How do you and the Mrs. like your steaks?

[Saniflush]

I'll be able to have so many more people over for my cookouts once the deck is finished.

Hey Snags, nice deck.

Thanks Bill.  Glad you like it.  Toss me another beer.

Here ya' go.  Say, how did you afford Trex decking anyway?

Tax refund.  How do you and the Mrs. like your steaks?

I get the feeling that you are not having as many sleepless nights as I am.

[Snaggletiger]

I get the feeling that you are not having as many sleepless nights as I am.

Well damn.  I guess I will now.  Because...

[Saniflush]

Well damn.  I guess I will now.  Because...

you care?

[Buzz Killington]

I'm using my refund to build a deck on the back of my house. I'm going to use that Trex decking because it looks great and lasts forever.

Just remember to trim the bushes around it

[WiregrassTiger]

Just remember to trim the bushes around it

No, he's talking about his deck.

[Snaggletiger]

Just remember to trim the bushes around it

That's a great idea.  That way, my deck would look much larger. You could see more of my deck. By the way, your wife said she loves my deck.

[WiregrassTiger]

That's a great idea.  That way, my deck would look much larger. You could see more of my deck. By the way, your wife said she loves my deck.

That's odd because she was telling me about how much she admired my deck and that's quite a contrast. My deck is much longer and wider than yours. I guess it's because you've recently trimmed up around yours and have plans for an extension.

[Snaggletiger]

That's odd because she was telling me about how much she admired my deck and that's quite a contrast. My deck is much longer and wider than yours. I guess it's because you've recently trimmed up around yours and have plans for an extension.

When exactly have you seen my deck?  I know for a fact I've never shown you my deck.

[WiregrassTiger]

When exactly have you seen my deck?  I know for a fact I've never shown you my deck.

I have seen pictures of it. I will put my deck up against yours any day.

[Snaggletiger]

I have seen pictures of it. I will put my deck up against yours any day.

Look, I was young and needed the money.

[WiregrassTiger]

I'm cleaning my deck as we speak. Having a party on it this weekend. I want it looking slick.

[AUTailgatingRules]

The only way to solve our over taxation is to do the following:

1.  Make it illegal for companies to take an employees taxes out of their pay check

2.  Make each individual stroke a quarterly (or monthly) check to the IRS just like I have to as a small business

If people realized how much money they are sending to the government each month (it is my largest bill each month.  More than my mortgage), there would be a revolt against big government like you have never seen.

[Townhallsavoy]

Being self-employed was pretty sweet on taxes this year.  So many deductions....

[Saniflush]

Zero Gravity -

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, and on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 degrees Celsius.

The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again - enjoy paying them.