Beware Godfather...

[Saniflush]

Apparently there are bears roaming Florida and attacking people with staple guns.


http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/bear-attack-in-florida-leaves-woman-with-30-staples-in-head/

[WiregrassTiger]

I think that Florida staple gun laws are too lax.

[Saniflush]

I think that Florida staple gun laws are too lax.

I bet it was an assault staple gun.

[WiregrassTiger]

I bet it was an assault staple gun.

Most likely. There is no way that he had time to reload. This kind of attack is becoming more common because of these weapons. I don't get why people do not want to outlaw these guns.

These bears come into our neighborhoods and try to mooch off of honest working people. They don't work like illegal immigrants. Have you ever seen a bear on a roof or cutting grass? I didn't think so. I bet the staple gun was stolen.

[Buzz Killington]

OUTLAW BEARS NOW!!!!!!1

[DnATL]

Was the bear wearing a hoodie?
Crazy ass cracker - probably followed that bear against the advice of the 911 dispatcher

[Pell City Tiger]

He was just exercising his 2nd amendment right to bear arms. It's just that his bear arm was holding a stapler.