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Saniflush

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Beware Godfather...
« on: April 14, 2014, 01:20:42 PM »
Apparently there are bears roaming Florida and attacking people with staple guns.


http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/bear-attack-in-florida-leaves-woman-with-30-staples-in-head/
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Re: Beware Godfather...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 01:34:52 PM »
I think that Florida staple gun laws are too lax.
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Re: Beware Godfather...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2014, 01:41:41 PM »
I think that Florida staple gun laws are too lax.

I bet it was an assault staple gun.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Beware Godfather...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2014, 01:47:07 PM »
I bet it was an assault staple gun.
Most likely. There is no way that he had time to reload. This kind of attack is becoming more common because of these weapons. I don't get why people do not want to outlaw these guns.

These bears come into our neighborhoods and try to mooch off of honest working people. They don't work like illegal immigrants. Have you ever seen a bear on a roof or cutting grass? I didn't think so. I bet the staple gun was stolen.
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Re: Beware Godfather...
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2014, 03:28:48 PM »
OUTLAW BEARS NOW!!!!!!1
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Re: Beware Godfather...
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2014, 06:49:57 PM »
Was the bear wearing a hoodie?
Crazy ass cracker - probably followed that bear against the advice of the 911 dispatcher
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Re: Beware Godfather...
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2014, 07:02:07 PM »
He was just exercising his 2nd amendment right to bear arms. It's just that his bear arm was holding a stapler.
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