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Get some on your birthday
« on: April 11, 2014, 10:41:58 AM »
Wonder if he is going to have any birthday specials at the NHOP?

Hope you have a happy day, hon.  Love my Nookie!


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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 10:49:08 AM »
I love nookie too.  But that dude, Chinook....what a tool. 

West Coast, recognize.  Happy Birthday!!!
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 10:59:19 AM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!  I hope your day is filled with Dead Guy Ale, Copenhagen and a smoker full of tasty meats. 
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 11:04:31 AM »
41?  Damn, you're fucking old.

Happy Birthday, bro!
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 11:12:24 AM »
VV has some tasty meat for him.

Happy birthday fucktard.
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2014, 11:12:46 AM »
Happy birfday. You are now much closer to being 80 and than being born.
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2014, 11:12:55 AM »
Happy Birthday Jerkstore!

I had sex with your wife!
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2014, 03:17:00 PM »
You know, I'm gonna' stop wishing you ungrateful MF's happy birthday.  Two days in a row and not one acknowledgement.  Kind of like you're driving through a parking lot and someone decides they're just going to walk in front of you.  I'm okay if they give the wave.  The acknowledgement that you have paused solely for their convenience.  But no, not even the required wave showing some of the common courtesy missing from society today.  Very similar to not replying to birthday well-wishers.


I hope your cake blows up in your face.   
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2014, 03:25:10 PM »
The problem with the world today is a lack of appreciation and common courtesy. I noticed yesterday that oldAUtiger didn't Like my birthday wish or any other starting with AWK. But, I think he stopped Liking after AWK posted something crude or inappropriate. Can't say that I blame him.

But, in this instance, I took very valuable time out of my busy schedule to wish this mofo a happy birthday.
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2014, 03:30:04 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 11, 2014, 03:25:10 PM
The problem with the world today is a lack of appreciation and common courtesy. I noticed yesterday that oldAUtiger didn't Like my birthday wish or any other starting with AWK. But, I think he stopped Liking after AWK posted something crude or inappropriate. Can't say that I blame him.

But, in this instance, I took very valuable time out of my busy schedule to wish this mofo a happy birthday.

I thought about "liking" your post but realized I'd be lying and lying is not a very courteous thing to do.  I'm trying to be more aware of other people's feelings.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2014, 03:39:07 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2014, 03:30:04 PM
I thought about "liking" your post but realized I'd be lying and lying is not a very courteous thing to do.  I'm trying to be more aware of other people's feelings.
I really appreciate  that. And, I'm quite o.k. with that. I think honesty can hurt but it's the best policy.

And while your not Liking a post may hurt some people, rest assured that I don't mind at all. That's the reason I don't Like many of your posts. Truthfully, it's not so much about the stuff you post as it is you that I don't like but I figure I would send the wrong message if I Liked the post.
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2014, 03:42:57 PM »
Happy Birthday hippie!
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2014, 03:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2014, 03:42:57 PM
Happy Birthday hippie!
I bet you he won't Like this.
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 04:08:01 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 11, 2014, 03:25:10 PM
The problem with the world today is a lack of appreciation and common courtesy. I noticed yesterday that oldAUtiger didn't Like my birthday wish or any other starting with AWK. But, I think he stopped Liking after AWK posted something crude or inappropriate. Can't say that I blame him.

But, in this instance, I took very valuable time out of my busy schedule to wish this mofo a happy birthday.


Most likely just forgot that we had posted and went back to www.oldchicksinthenude.com   
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Re: Get some on your birthday
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2014, 04:38:03 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 11, 2014, 03:25:10 PM
The problem with the world today is a lack of appreciation and common courtesy. I noticed yesterday that oldAUtiger didn't Like my birthday wish or any other starting with AWK. But, I think he stopped Liking after AWK posted something crude or inappropriate. Can't say that I blame him.

But, in this instance, I took very valuable time out of my busy schedule to wish this mofo a happy birthday.
No way dude, I had to take my afternoon nap.  You know us old dudes have to take naps.
By the way, Happy Birthday bubba.  41 ain't old, Shit you're still a snot nosed punk hippie pinko kid.  41 my ass       :moon:
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Re: Get some on your birthday
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2014, 09:14:47 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker!
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Re: Get some on your birthday
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2014, 12:07:45 AM »
You guys and gal make a day more special. 

KISS and Def Leppard tix from the skirt. 
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