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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2014, 11:51:27 AM »


I'm sure some of the above are adequate, if you are looking for just a little pocket change. But, this guy personally returns your call. He has a nice beard and wears a pinky ring. So, what's not to like?
Fun fact: This guy actually owns a Lamborghini.
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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2014, 11:55:49 AM »
I remember hearing about this. Platt is legendary as you well know. Does he still do his morning show?

Here's a real one for you. My buddy and I are 16 yrs old and we take a girl to a rasslin match in New Brockton. She's a good friend and maybe a little more to my buddy, I don't know. But she's a looker. We have our football sweaters on because, as you know, I was a big time and highly touted athlete. And we wanted to make sure everyone could see we were really tough guys or someone could mistakingly intercourse with us and get that ass whipped easy in New Brockton.

Just so happens Brad Armstrong is I guess what you would call the headliner. I don't think Bullet Bob was there but my memory is foggy because one of the few things I do remember is being very publicly challenged by Brad Armstrong to fight "right now gdammit! Right now if you two aren't pussies!"

And I had not said shit. Brad took a liking to the girl we were with and was at the entrance area talking to her and it pissed my buddy off. I did not care. She could go with Brad as far as I was concerned.

Buy my buddy went up to her "Let's Go". Maybe he gave a dirty look, I don't know. But I very well remember the tirade that the greased up Armstrong went into. He was in little yellow panties. A big dicked man like myself couldn't have worn them.

I am honest when I say, it did scare the shit outta me. And he was mainly talking to my buddy. I remember putting my hand in my pocket to get my knife ready. I plan to cut and run, as usual.

But after getting a mile or two down the road, we both realized we missed out on a prime opportunity. We would've whipped that ass, we were certain. After the fact.


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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2014, 12:18:52 PM »
Snagette's granddad was a rasslin' freak.  It didn't matter what was happening.  Didn't matter if his wife was having a heart attack, if it was time to head to the Houston County Farm Center for Southeast Championship Rasslin' on Saturday night...you best believe he was out the door.  Ring side seats for a decade or two.  (Warning:  BIL story to follow)  Every now and then, me and BIL would go out there with him.  He loved for us to go.  One night, the world champ, Nature Boy, Ric Flair, was jumping in the squared circle to defend his belt against Austin Idol.  Me and BIL are standing in the aisle where the "bad guys" walk to and from the ring. 

At one point in the match, Idol is tossing Flair around so Flair jumps out of the ring and acts like he's through.  He's headed back to the locker room.  He stops right beside us.  BIL is right in front of me and hollers, "Get back in the ring you pussy."....and promptly sits down in a chair beside me.  Flair turns around slowly and is face to face with Snags.  He walks up to me and says, "I know you ain't talkin' to me, darlin'". 

No sir, Mr. Flair.  It was him.

I'da whipped his ass if he pushed it, though.
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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2014, 01:03:10 PM »
I remember hearing about this. Platt is legendary as you well know. Does he still do his morning show?

Here's a real one for you. My buddy and I are 16 yrs old and we take a girl to a rasslin match in New Brockton. She's a good friend and maybe a little more to my buddy, I don't know. But she's a looker. We have our football sweaters on because, as you know, I was a big time and highly touted athlete. And we wanted to make sure everyone could see we were really tough guys or someone could mistakingly intercourse with us and get that ass whipped easy in New Brockton.

Just so happens Brad Armstrong is I guess what you would call the headliner. I don't think Bullet Bob was there but my memory is foggy because one of the few things I do remember is being very publicly challenged by Brad Armstrong to fight "right now gdammit! Right now if you two aren't pussies!"

And I had not said shit. Brad took a liking to the girl we were with and was at the entrance area talking to her and it pissed my buddy off. I did not care. She could go with Brad as far as I was concerned.

Buy my buddy went up to her "Let's Go". Maybe he gave a dirty look, I don't know. But I very well remember the tirade that the greased up Armstrong went into. He was in little yellow panties. A big dicked man like myself couldn't have worn them.

I am honest when I say, it did scare the shit outta me. And he was mainly talking to my buddy. I remember putting my hand in my pocket to get my knife ready. I plan to cut and run, as usual.

But after getting a mile or two down the road, we both realized we missed out on a prime opportunity. We would've whipped that ass, we were certain. After the fact.

I didn't realize Dothan schools were desegregated when you we 16?
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2014, 01:52:56 PM »
So are you saying the ones around your area don't care?


So, it is Carey, that cares, right? Because we know what Hamner is doing on his computer late at night.
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2014, 01:55:23 PM »
Fun fact: This guy actually owns a Lamborghini.
Nice. I have a john boat.
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« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2014, 05:51:11 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2014, 07:44:10 PM »
I didn't realize Dothan schools were desegregated when you we 16?
MLK was still an up and commer when he was 16.
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2014, 01:55:56 PM »

In the Wiregrass, the disclaimer: "No representation is made that the quality of legal services to be performed is greater than the quality of the legal services performed by other drunk lawyers" is required. And applicable, in most instances.
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2014, 03:04:01 PM »
In the Wiregrass, the disclaimer: "No representation is made that the quality of legal services to be performed is greater than the quality of the legal services performed by other drunk lawyers" is required. And applicable, in most instances.

Just got back from a 3 martini lunch.  Well, gotta' go.  I have a hearing in 20 minutes.
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2014, 03:14:54 PM »
Just got back from a 3 martini lunch.  Well, gotta' go.  I have a hearing in 20 minutes.


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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