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Question for you lawyer folk...

Question for you lawyer folk...
« on: April 09, 2014, 07:44:42 PM »
Is there some sort of inside joke amongst you of the legal profession to see who can make the cheesiest TV commercial? Come on, fess up.
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 07:51:41 PM »
Are you dissing the Alabama Hammer?
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 09:29:34 PM »
I had to Google that one because we don't have him up here in North Alabama, but wow! Yes, I am talking about his ilk. We have a lawyer up here named Charles Pitman and his commericals are so bad, I think he is purposely trying to be as cheesy as possible. He uses 1990s quality CGI affects with his commercials and actually did the "superhero" style with him flying around a city. Made me think of Joel McHale's character from "Community".
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 10:05:49 PM »
I had to Google that one because we don't have him up here in North Alabama, but wow! Yes, I am talking about his ilk. We have a lawyer up here named Charles Pitman and his commericals are so bad, I think he is purposely trying to be as cheesy as possible. He uses 1990s quality CGI affects with his commercials and actually did the "superhero" style with him flying around a city. Made me think of Joel McHale's character from "Community".

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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2014, 06:40:05 AM »
So are you saying the ones around your area don't care?

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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2014, 08:04:31 AM »


I'm sure some of the above are adequate, if you are looking for just a little pocket change. But, this guy personally returns your call. He has a nice beard and wears a pinky ring. So, what's not to like?
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2014, 08:20:03 AM »
So are you saying the ones around your area don't care?


Was that the x on the computer screen?  And a steamy late-night chat with Jake from State farm?
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2014, 08:23:39 AM »
We have a Texas Hammer:

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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2014, 09:30:20 AM »
He uses 1990s quality CGI affects with his commercials and actually did the "superhero" style with him flying around a city.

Slow credick! Low credick! Or no credick at all!

The junkyard dog is gonna sue.
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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2014, 10:06:53 AM »
Slow credick! Low credick! Or no credick at all!

The junkyard dog is gonna sue.

He's dead.  But Burhead Jones is more likely to file something.
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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2014, 10:19:02 AM »
He's dead.  But Burhead Jones is more likely to file something.

That was so long ago. I thought Burrhead's nickname was the junkyard dog. Was it not?

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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2014, 10:22:37 AM »
That was so long ago. I thought Burrhead's nickname was the junkyard dog. Was it not?

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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2014, 10:25:29 AM »
That was so long ago. I thought Burrhead's nickname was the junkyard dog. Was it not?

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JYD and Burrhead were two different rasslers.  JYD died a few years back.  Not sure if Jones is still around.  I imagine he is, being a super hero and all.   
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2014, 10:28:58 AM »
JYD and Burrhead were two different rasslers.  JYD died a few years back.  Not sure if Jones is still around.  I imagine he is, being a super hero and all.

He lives in NY now but boy him and the Golden Boy were something to behold back in the day before the NAACP got all uppity over those "tar and feather" matches.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2014, 10:57:39 AM »
Back when the TV was wavy but the rasslin was real. Gorgeous George was always pretty shady to me. WTVY in Dothan was the main rasslin station in the Wiregrass in the 70's and early 80's. There were big matches in Dothan and New Brockton farm center on a regular basis. Terry "The Hulk" Boulder (later Hulk Hogan) lived in a trailer park owned by my friend's dad. He wasn't in the area very long but he earned his way to the top.



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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2014, 11:12:45 AM »
Back when the TV was wavy but the rasslin was real. Gorgeous George was always pretty shady to me. WTVY in Dothan was the main rasslin station in the Wiregrass in the 70's and early 80's. There were big matches in Dothan and New Brockton farm center on a regular basis. Terry "The Hulk" Boulder (later Hulk Hogan) lived in a trailer park owned by my friend's dad. He wasn't in the area very long but he earned his way to the top.




Did not know the hulk was a bama fan.   :bamahomer:
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2014, 11:29:47 AM »
WT, you'll appreciate this.  We've got a bunch of us who get together during week day mornings for breakfast to solve the world's problems.  A few weeks back, Charlie Platt joined us and we heard some of the funniest rasslin' stories you could imagine.  One quick one was during the TV taping, Platt's wife went into labor and headed to the hospital.  They had to come up with a way to get Platt out of there so he could join his wife, so they quickly concocted a scene where Platt was interviewing, I believe it was Bullet Bob Armstrong, who was going through a brief stint as a bad guy.  During the interview, Platt gets clocked and they have to carry him out on a stretcher and of course, to an ambulance headed to the Medical Center. 

CP said later on when they aired it, the hospital administrator came to him and told him he had to make some sort of announcement because the phone lines were tied up for hours with people checking on his condition.  WTVY ran it on a scroll that Platt was okay.   
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2014, 11:37:20 AM »
CP said later on when they aired it, the hospital administrator came to him and told him he had to make some sort of announcement because the phone lines were tied up for hours with people checking on his condition.  WTVY ran it on a scroll that Platt was okay.

That was in the day when folks followed rasslin like a religion. My younger brother lived for that stuff.

He was in a body cast down to one knee and made my dad take him to Montgomery to see it. They sat him up front and my dad said that all he did the whole night was pick my brother up off the floor where he kept falling out of the chair.


If only we could have afforded video back then. This was around 78 or 79.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Question for you lawyer folk...
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2014, 11:51:15 AM »
WT, you'll appreciate this.  We've got a bunch of us who get together during week day mornings for breakfast to solve the world's problems.  A few weeks back, Charlie Platt joined us and we heard some of the funniest rasslin' stories you could imagine.  One quick one was during the TV taping, Platt's wife went into labor and headed to the hospital.  They had to come up with a way to get Platt out of there so he could join his wife, so they quickly concocted a scene where Platt was interviewing, I believe it was Bullet Bob Armstrong, who was going through a brief stint as a bad guy.  During the interview, Platt gets clocked and they have to carry him out on a stretcher and of course, to an ambulance headed to the Medical Center. 

CP said later on when they aired it, the hospital administrator came to him and told him he had to make some sort of announcement because the phone lines were tied up for hours with people checking on his condition.  WTVY ran it on a scroll that Platt was okay.
I remember hearing about this. Platt is legendary as you well know. Does he still do his morning show?

Here's a real one for you. My buddy and I are 16 yrs old and we take a girl to a rasslin match in New Brockton. She's a good friend and maybe a little more to my buddy, I don't know. But she's a looker. We have our football sweaters on because, as you know, I was a big time and highly touted athlete. And we wanted to make sure everyone could see we were really tough guys or someone could mistakingly intercourse with us and get that ass whipped easy in New Brockton.

Just so happens Brad Armstrong is I guess what you would call the headliner. I don't think Bullet Bob was there but my memory is foggy because one of the few things I do remember is being very publicly challenged by Brad Armstrong to fight "right now gdammit! Right now if you two aren't pussies!"

And I had not said shit. Brad took a liking to the girl we were with and was at the entrance area talking to her and it pissed my buddy off. I did not care. She could go with Brad as far as I was concerned.

Buy my buddy went up to her "Let's Go". Maybe he gave a dirty look, I don't know. But I very well remember the tirade that the greased up Armstrong went into. He was in little yellow panties. A big dicked man like myself couldn't have worn them.

I am honest when I say, it did scare the shit outta me. And he was mainly talking to my buddy. I remember putting my hand in my pocket to get my knife ready. I plan to cut and run, as usual.

But after getting a mile or two down the road, we both realized we missed out on a prime opportunity. We would've whipped that ass, we were certain. After the fact.
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