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Chizik is Not Impressed

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Chizik is Not Impressed
« on: April 07, 2014, 11:52:21 AM »
Surprised no one has posted this yet.



Was a topic of discussion on Mike & Mike, etc.

http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/story/former-auburn-coach-gene-chizik-s-daughter-went-to-prom-he-did-not-look-pleased-040614
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Gene Chizik's daughter went to prom; he did not look pleased

CLAY TRAVIS
APR 06, 2014 5:56p ET

I don't have a daughter, but if I did I'm pretty confident my expression would look just like Gene Chizik's on prom night.

The photo below might be the greatest SEC football coach picture since Steve Spurrier went to the Daytona 500 and drank beer shirtless. From the angry arms crossed, to the fact that former Auburn coach Chizik is wearing UnderArmour on top of another UnderArmour long sleeve -- as he's contractually required to do until the day he dies -- to the subtle bicep flex that suggests, "I will choke you to death if your hand moves either north or south of my daughter's hip,” everything about this photo is just perfect.



Chizik is every dad on prom night ever.

We really need to photoshop unimpressed Chizik into all sorts of other world events. Beginning with the Gus Malzahn introductory press conference at Auburn. 

The photo appears to come courtesy of the prom date's mom.

Maybe the situation isn't as bad as it looks ...

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Justin Hokanson @JHokanson
        @lutzenkirchen @JeriDickey is that real?

Jeri Dickey @JeriDickey
    @JHokanson @lutzenkirchen HA HA YES it is real, but he really does like my son..so I hope he was photobombing. Mrs Chiz took it b4 they left

This is false.

No dad has ever liked his daughter's prom date.

Ever. 

As @mattcox tweeted me the moment this story went up on Outkick, "You're dead right with that last part. There's a six-year-old boy out there somewhere that I don't even know but I despise him."
GO DEEPER

Happy Sunday to dads everywhere.


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Re: Chizik is Not Impressed
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2014, 12:15:58 PM »
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Re: Chizik is Not Impressed
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2014, 12:19:38 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2014, 01:58:56 PM »
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Re: Chizik is Not Impressed
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2014, 03:35:51 PM »


He looks like a five year-old holding back his urine stream.
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Re: Chizik is Not Impressed
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2014, 06:11:28 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2014, 08:42:54 PM »



This is the one I have been waiting for...
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2014, 08:54:31 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2014, 08:59:53 PM »
My 3rd favorite sports meme behind:

1) Saban on a shelf
2) Raging Joakim Noah
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2014, 03:44:41 AM »

A Mark Ingram Heisman photo, with Chizik looking unimpressed, would be hilarious.
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