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Keeping That Aggie Tradition Going

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Keeping That Aggie Tradition Going
« on: April 04, 2014, 11:57:47 AM »
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What is it with Texas A&M quarterbacks in the off-season prior to battling to be the team's starter? What is similar in their respective run-ins with the law is that authorities had trouble identifying Johnny Manziel and Kenny Hill at the scene, though for far different reasons.

In June 2012, Manziel was caught with three driver's licenses from two different states listing two different dates of birth. Hill's issue wasn't that he had false IDs on his person. Rather, there was difficulty in identifying the Aggie at all when police found him Friday due to the fact that he was passed out in a planter. Sounds like a real comfortable spot to call it a night. At least Manziel was 1-for-3 with his IDs. While Hill showed an affinity for U.S. history by naming two ex-presidents, neither answer fit the questions posed by police -- including that of his own name! (After discovering his identity, perhaps police should have asked who his primary competition is. Given the roll he was on Hill may have answered Ryan Tannehill.)

While everybody soon came to know who Johnny Manziel is, unfortunately the same can now be said of the suspended Hill. At least Manziel waited until June -- after spring practice and before fall drills -- to run afoul of the law. Hill's misdeed took place during spring practice when he was attempting to get the upper hand on the QB job that Manziel held the past two years. Passing out in a planter is hardly the route to take to achieving that means.

Hill will be able to resume competing come August, by which time he presumably will be able to identify himself. However, the suspension imposed by the school's athletic department meant his spring came to an early end, which can only benefit Matt Joeckel and Kyle Allen in said QB battle.
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Re: Keeping That Aggie Tradition Going
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2014, 12:56:17 PM »
I thought this was going to be about this:



Too soon?
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Re: Keeping That Aggie Tradition Going
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2014, 02:40:32 PM »
I thought this was going to be about this:



Too soon?

Not at all.

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Re: Keeping That Aggie Tradition Going
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2014, 03:10:15 PM »
I thought this was going to be about this:



Too soon?


I'll bring these.

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