Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra

[Snaggletiger]

What does the chupacabra say?

Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding 

[WiregrassTiger]

I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m.  Still dark.  This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me.  Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color.  Freaked me out because he wasn't moving.  Just kept screaming at me.

Stupid fox.

What did the fox say?

[Snaggletiger]

What did the fox say?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow

[WiregrassTiger]

Shaved Bear

Probably. Definitely not a shaved pussy. Shaved pussies are cute.

[Snaggletiger]

Probably. Definitely not a shaved pussy. Shaved pussies are cute.

Fleshy the cat.

[WiregrassTiger]

Fleshy the cat.

I've seen a pussy with mange. And heard one growl one time. It was a big one. A big ole fat pussy.

[Godfather]

I've seen a pussy with mange. And heard one growl one time. It was a big one. A big ole fat pussy.

Why is your pussy so big?  Why is your pussy so big?

[Snaggletiger]

Why is your pussy so big?  Why is your pussy so big?

You don't have to say it twice

[WiregrassTiger]

Why is your pussy so big?  Why is your pussy so big?

It's just a fat pussy. It's just a fat pussy.

[WiregrassTiger]

But, I'd rather have a fat pussy than a stinking pussy. Whew! I'll take the Chupacabra as a bed partner over a stinking pussy, any day.

[Godfather]

You don't have to say it twice

I didn't


+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass

[WiregrassTiger]

I didn't


+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass

I'm not playing anyway. I'm going home.

[Snaggletiger]

I'm not playing anyway. I'm going home.

Then goooo....get to the chopper

[wesfau2]

I didn't


+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass

So, I say to my girlfriend, "Hey, I'd like a little pussy."

And she says, "Me, too.  Mine's as big as a house!"

[Snaggletiger]

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

[Godfather]

I'm gonna have me some fun...I'm gonna have me some fun.

[Snaggletiger]

There's something out there.  And it ain't no man.

[Buzz Killington]

But, I'd rather have a fat pussy than a stinking pussy. Whew! I'll take the Chupacabra as a bed partner over a stinking pussy, any day.

What are they feeding you?

[Buzz Killington]

So, I say to my girlfriend, "Hey, I'd like a little pussy."

And she says, "Me, too.  Mine's as big as a house!"

That was the first joke my grandfather told me.  I was about 10.

Good times.

[Saniflush]

That was the first joke my grandfather told me.  I was about 10.

Good times.

Think about this, he was talking about your grandmother.  How funny is it now?


Good times.