Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra

AUChizad · « **on:** April 03, 2014, 10:43:15 AM »

http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2014, 11:13:40 AM »

I had a chalupa from Taco Bell Sunday and that thing is still alive in my stomach.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2014, 11:16:35 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 03, 2014, 10:43:15 AM

http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra

AUChizad is Bottomfeeder?

Godfather · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2014, 11:50:33 AM »

They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange. The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.

Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2014, 11:52:43 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 11:50:33 AM

They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange. The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.

Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.

Some people have really short, choppy arms that make it difficult for them to pick up things. Not food. They're good with picking up food. But other things. Like the check.

AWK · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2014, 11:53:39 AM »

Godfather · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2014, 11:54:10 AM »

Quote from: AWK on April 03, 2014, 11:53:39 AM

Shaved Bear

AWK · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2014, 11:58:40 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 11:54:10 AM

Shaved Bear

But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:07:22 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 03, 2014, 11:58:40 AM

But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.

Are you talking about what's in the cage or on top of her head?

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:07:45 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 03, 2014, 11:58:40 AM

But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.

Makes it look bigger I think.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:13:30 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 12:07:45 PM

Makes it look bigger I think.

So if I shave (nevermind)

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:13:47 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 11:50:33 AM

They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange. The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.

Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.

Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.

But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:35:57 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 12:13:47 PM

Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.

But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.

I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m. Still dark. This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me. Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color. Freaked me out because he wasn't moving. Just kept screaming at me.

Stupid fox.

Tarheel · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:37:54 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 03, 2014, 10:43:15 AM

http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 12:13:47 PM

Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.

But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.

I can't tell the size of the creature very well in the video but it looks very marsupial-like with it's front paws; if I had to guess it looks like a Tasmanian Devil to me (and maybe they say that in the video...I had to watch it with the sound muted).

Godfather · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:40:51 PM »

I think it is a raccoon with mange.

Godfather · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:46:03 PM »

The homeowner said he didn't think it was a raccoon because of its growl, he has never heard a raccoon growl. I actually have heard a raccoon growl, they spit too, nasty little fuckers.

When I watched the story first time they made it sound like an expert had ruled out it was a raccoon, stupid media.

Tarheel · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:58:46 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 12:46:03 PM

The homeowner said he didn't think it was a raccoon because of its growl, he has never heard a raccoon growl. I actually have heard a raccoon growl, they spit too, nasty little fuckers.

When I watched the story first time they made it sound like an expert had ruled out it was a raccoon, stupid media.

Raccoon seems to be the consensus on teh social medias. They are nasty, little buggers.

*edit: I'll have to wait and see what they say on "Coast to Coast AM" tonight and "Alex Jones" this afternoon to be absolutely certain.

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2014, 01:00:53 PM »

Quote from: Tarheel on April 03, 2014, 12:58:46 PM

Raccoon seems to be the consensus on teh social medias. They are nasty, little buggers.

*edit: I'll have to wait and see what they say on "Coast to Coast AM" tonight and "Alex Jones" this afternoon to be absolutely certain.

I just hope they don't try to enroll it at the University or think that he'll get to play QB!

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2014, 01:06:32 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 12:35:57 PM

I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m. Still dark. This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me. Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color. Freaked me out because he wasn't moving. Just kept screaming at me.

Stupid fox.

GILF?

AWK · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2014, 01:15:06 PM »

Fuck, now we know...